But I'm afraid that when I get there, all the kids (and probably half of the adults, too) will think that I'm one of the rides and start jumping on my back.
What should I do?
2007-09-19 10:58:55 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
On your dinosaur belly, paint the words: "$50 per ride, $45 for seniors and kids under 7, no one in diapers please!"
Hold still, with one claw held up and out for money, and when they pay, let the little fools side down. Jam they dough into your leopard skin purse, and you will probably clear a good thou a day, more on weekends. Tax free.
There's not much other really lucrative work for dinosaurs these days.
2007-09-19 12:02:33 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am afraid you will have to go through at least 2 generations of inbreeding before they will grant you admittance to the museum.
2007-09-19 11:34:42 · answer #2 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i stay in kentucky, and that i did no longer additionally be attentive to we had this. kentucky...is kinda....mmmmm lol yet i stay in a bigg city. so we are greater advantageous than "hebron" or everywhere it particularly is. i will look at that set once I even have greater time grace&&peace xoxo
2016-10-05 00:43:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can explain to them that Noah took two Godzillas on the Ark and their eyes will glaze over...they'll fall into their religious trance and you'll be safe to leave.
2007-09-19 11:03:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Sell tickets and give them a good ride.
Doc
2007-09-19 11:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by Doc Hudson 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
just be careful if theres a taxidermist in the place .. u may wind up stuffed ...
2007-09-19 11:09:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
smash them with your feet and enjoy the nice juicy stuff between your toes.
2007-09-19 11:07:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
dress like a christian for the day.. or just eat anyone who jumps on you.
2007-09-19 11:03:53 · answer #8 · answered by lins 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well, if you took an attack pirate parrot with you he could keep everyone off your back...arrg
2007-09-19 11:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you tried breathing fire at them?
2007-09-19 11:14:10 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋