George Bush, Saddam Hussein and General Cosgrove were all walking along a beach together after a peace talk , when they spotted an empty champagne bottle lying in the sand . They popped it open, and a Genie materialised before them , announcing, “You have two wishes each.”
First , George Bush said , “I wish I had an army of a million tanks to wipe out Saddam Hussein’s army and free the people of Iraq! I also wish I had a fleet of a million oil tankers , to take his oil supplies when I’m done !”
The Genie granted the Chief Executive his wish .
“Ha !” Saddam retorted . “You won’t defeat me so easily ! I wish there was an impregnable wall around all of Iraq , so no Iranians , Israelis or infidel Westerners may enter ! I also wish to be transported safely back to my palace in Baghdad !”
And with that , the Genie did his bidding , and Saddam vanished in a puff of smoke .
This left only General Cosgrove .
“Well , first of all ,” said the good General ,”tell me about
2007-09-19 10:51:39 · 10 answers · asked by Alexi 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this wall .”
“Well , it’s higher than any aeroplane can fly and thicker than any explosive can penetrate ,” replied the Genie . “There are no entrances or exits . Basically , nothing can get in or out .”
“Right ,” replied Cosgrove . “Fill it with water .”
2007-09-19 11:00:19 · update #1
HEY!!!!! I gotta know the PL!
2007-09-19 10:55:18 · answer #1 · answered by CalGal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
General says to fill the walls with water, oldest joke ever, the three people get changed every time, lame
2007-09-19 10:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by Dr. Steve 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke sux. Sry sweetie but no dice
2007-09-19 11:09:09 · answer #3 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he fills the walls with water
2007-09-19 11:43:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
bad joke with no punchline. hmmm
2007-09-19 10:57:40 · answer #5 · answered by nameless 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is crewl to leave us hangin like dat.
2007-09-19 10:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Where's the punch line?????? *panics*
2007-09-19 10:56:42 · answer #7 · answered by decoratedemergency 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
2007-09-19 12:47:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no punchline?
you suck meanie!
2007-09-19 11:00:30 · answer #9 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i don't get it?????
2007-09-19 10:57:17 · answer #10 · answered by SamaraSecurity 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋