What to watch for:
A comet named Gochihr strikes Earth, causing the human race to act “like a sheep being attacked by a wolf.”
What comes next:
Waves of holy, molten metal ripple across the entire surface of the world. All people, living and dead, will be judged. Those who have spent their time feeding the poor and not making fun of people with bad haircuts will be able to swim around in the lava-like "warm milk." The heartless ones, such as murderers and cruel reality-show judges, will be burned until their sins are gone. Most of us will wind up doing the flaming backstroke long before the screaming stops
As the burning continues, a virgin-born man named Saoshyant, or “one who brings benefit”, will defeat the forces of evil and usher in a perfect world where no one ever suffers or dies.
Can you survive it?
Sure. Even the worst cat-raping bastard is only looking at three days of agony, followed by eternal paradise once all the bad parts are gone. It’s fairly easy to see why Zoroastrianism makes the followers of newer religions irritable.
2007-09-19 10:47:15 · 7 answers · asked by tyler durden 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
haroula I'll take you on my spaceship LOL
2007-09-19 11:49:41 · update #1
Boopsie you're my all time favorite, so you know.
2007-09-19 13:17:31 · update #2
All hail Durden, He is the light, He is the One.. All hail the Great Constipated Brain.
Oh say can you Durden, by the Durden's early Durden...
2007-09-20 05:29:30 · answer #1 · answered by Aquatic Rodent '") 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I have read that that ancient Persian dualism influenced many Christians - at one time anyway - dualism being the idea that the universe is one big cosmic arena for the battle between good (Ahura Mazda) and evil (Ahriman). Judaism conceptualized God as the author of everything - good *and* evil. The bigger influence, I think, was on post-exilic Judaism and then those ideas got passed on down to the early Christians. By post-exilic, I mean 6th century BCE onwards. The most obvious thing Zoroastrianism and Judaism (and later - Christianity and Islam) share is monotheism. But you find monotheism in Akhenaten's Egypt too, so I don't think you can say it came from Zoroastrianism. Perhaps we could better say "Great minds think alike."
2016-05-18 22:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lot of religions have been predicting the "end days" for literally thousands of years---just don't hold you breath waiting for it to happen!!
2007-09-19 10:58:01 · answer #3 · answered by huffyb 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm,with these questions,i feel that the end of times is coming!!
i guess i'll be the one who swims in warm milk!!hehe!
hmm,maybe i should bring some cookies with me!:)
edit:spaceship?both marlas will beat my butt in!!☺i guess,i'd have to hide in luggage!!haha!
2007-09-19 11:46:05 · answer #4 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's still a relief for me to know that all my acts with cats have been consensual.
2007-09-19 12:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Can I come up out of the basement for this?
2007-09-19 12:01:10 · answer #6 · answered by Boopsie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, what's your question?
2007-09-19 10:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Just! Some? *Dude* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋