Do you believe in the Aztec method of armageddon?

Question

Nahui Ollin – The End of the Fifth Era
Source: Aztec mythology
What to watch for:
A total solar eclipse lasting forever. This happens because the Aztec nation was destroyed by Spanish invaders in the 1500s, and hasn’t been feeding Nanahuatzin, or the Sun, the human sacrifices he needs to stay healthy and strong. Good going, Spain.
What comes next:
According to most early Central American cultures, the world has already ended four to five times, by methods ranging from flood to armies of hungry jaguars. Our world will apparently get the terrifying Tzitzimime, depicted as either skeletons with rattlesnake penises, or a race of bony, female spider monsters from the stars.
The Aztecs believed the sun would save us from the Tzitzimime, had they been allowed to keep feeding it human hearts. But, of course, ******' Spain came along.
Can you survive it?

Read the last description of the Tzitzimime above. Do the bony, spider creatures sound familiar at all?
Yeah. So it's these things, or the army of skeleton monsters. Almost a coin toss.
We won’t pull any punches: It's been 500 years since our last heart donation, so the Tzitzimime are long overdue. Today, most humans are too selfish to donate our organs to science, so forget appeasing the wrathful gods. And, we won't even stop driving our SUVs to avert the sun's wrath, so forget about any crash programs to ramp up the human sacrifices.
Maybe Sigourney Weaver will come along and battle their queen from a construction bot, but we’re thinking we need to get the hell off this planet anyway, just to be safe. Though our warp engines might tear a passage through to hell or our own ship’s artificial intelligence may decide that human life must be extinguished, we have to take the risk because those Aztec gods just do not give a ****

Irish thats the point thank you.

Answer 1

wow!!that was very informative!
hmmm,so that explains all the female spider monsters!!:)

Answer 2

That is very hard for me to believe given the violent wars they have in Central America. The Spaniards virtually wiped out the native American tribes maybe not ripping their hearts out but killing them none the less. Then torturing them in chambers until they gave up their religions and became Catholics or die. Maybe the Muslims say convert or die but so did the Catholics to the Mexicans.
Mexican means mixture of Indian and Spaniard.
Which they used rape and kidnapping to help subdue the native Indian tribes.

Answer 3

No, I don't believe in anybody's version because the true answer is that nobody knows when the end of the world will come. It hasn't been revealed to anyone or anything or any gods, etc.etc.etc.

Answer 4

They just ran out of space on the rock. Now if they had my 64 bit dual core imagine how far out they could have extrapolated!
Oh, and Armageddon is a place not an event.

Answer 5

I do think the Aztecs were pretty smart. They certainly took BBQ to a new pinnacle of expression.
"Having your friends for a BBQ" took on a whole new meaning under Aztec influence.

Answer 6

That;s scary stuff; thanks now i won;t sleep for another 7 days or was it 6 anyway i think i know someone that would like to donate to the Aztec;s .When do you need him there is tomorrow soon enough....Thanks ...Shelly

Answer 7

"The world must end in my lifetime" seems to be the common thread of all these apocalyptic posts.

Could it be because each individual death is the end of a "little world made cunningly?"

Answer 8

We are on a mythology trend today, but I see you have puddy-footed around Christianity by not including it. Wuss.

Answer 9

You Illegal Alien!!!
Quit scaring the Kids for a moment. will you?

That an't as bad as the first one though....

Answer 10

i dont believe they knew what they were talking about!!!