....did people think that when a pterodactyl doodooed on someone's head, it was a smiting from God?
2007-09-19 10:39:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-09-19 20:55:12 · update #1
lmao, that was funny! :)
thank you for making me laugh.
2007-09-19 10:51:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Yes, it was a sure sign that the God of the Cretaceous was pissed off at you, and the poop stained the cave men's cave lion skins something terrible, and so everyone would know that this person walking around with the stained lion skin robe had been a very naughty boy.
They also had a test in those days to see if a cave woman was a Witch. She would be tied to a post and offered to a T-Rex. If the T-Rex ignored her, it was a sure sign that she was a Witch and she was then promptly fed to a Velociraptor, but if the T-Rex ate her, that meant that she hadn't been a Witch after all.
It worked every time, and pretty soon, no more Cretaceous Witches.
Happy happy joy joy
Pre-historic blessings to you,
Lady Morgana )0(
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2007-09-19 11:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
according to a movie i once saw, the word they used back then was kaka, not doodoo. doodoo wasn't coined until the early brass age, when god created the first saxophone. the first sax players were so bad that hearing them was considered a smiting from god. pteradactyl kaka was just being in the wrong place at the wrong time, but no less fatal.
2007-09-19 11:00:24 · answer #3 · answered by bad tim 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Only if said doodoo stained any part of their hand-made dinosaddle.
PS - that'd be one massive pile of smite, that would.
2007-09-19 10:46:44 · answer #4 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, yet there are a number of cultures around the Mediterranean that have been shown to have myths created via people who observed dino fossils. they do no longer must be "alive" for writers to invest approximately them.
2016-11-05 21:35:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arr Blasphemy. Ye should know that dinosaurs never existed and pterodactyls were dragons. Ye should know better lass. (I hope no one thinks I'm actually serious)
2007-09-19 10:47:38 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Those days were filmed in a glorious movie. I think it is now called the Flintstones.
2007-09-19 10:44:02 · answer #7 · answered by Monkey Man 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
No but it was the ultimate chicken dinner. Left-overs for days!
2007-09-19 10:46:10 · answer #8 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Actually they aimed for windshields. Of vehicles like this one:
http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/112354.jpg
2007-09-19 10:43:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
hmmm - i would have to think that the excrement would be so large and heavy that if it landed on a person, that poor person would die!!
and everyone standing around them would die of laughter!!
2007-09-19 10:50:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, we still got 'em here in Texas: http://paranormal.about.com/library/weekly/aa061702a.htm
And you thought the Christians were making it up.....
2007-09-19 10:44:28 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋