There are a lot of apocalyptic scenarios looming out there, in various religious sects in the nooks and crannies of history. Though the scenarios are wildly different in method, you can rest assured that most will leave us all equally dead.
What to watch for:
Four guys on a multicolored assortment of horses will charge across the world, spreading War, Famine, Pestilence and Death. In other words, things will look exactly like they do now, so you'll need to actually see the horses to know something is up.
What comes next:
Few denominations can agree on what happens, and when. The basic idea that while we all play “Spot the Antichrist” amid the tornadoes and earthquakes, pretty much every comet in the universe hits Earth, turning the rivers and seas to poison blood. Mankind fights a gargantuan war involving 200 million soldiers. Then, invincible scorpion locusts swarm across the land, stinging the crap out of everyone who hasn’t been marked by God.
2007-09-19
10:32:38
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Satan walks the Earth. Then, after a period of time somewhere between seven to 1,000 years, Jesus returns with tears of love in his eyes, and gives everyone a pass to Heaven.
Ha, no, we were kidding. The Good Shepherd divides the survivors into "sheep" and "goats." Guess which group spends an eternity in everlasting fire.
Can you survive it?
The Christian apocalypse is tricky. Some sects say the believers will be sucked off Earth before any of the most terrible stuff happens, leaving the other 99 percent of humanity to suffer the millennium of unspeakable horrors. Others think the believers will be left to do battle with Satan’s hordes along with the rest of the godless heathens.
Luckily, according to the Bible, all this can only come when no one is expecting it. So we’re safe for now
2007-09-19
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Yidiot LOL
2007-09-19
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I actually do believe it.
2007-09-19 10:35:58
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answered by Anonymous
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Even though you think you have it all figured out, you minimize the importance of being among those who do not need to look for any of those things, but only for the imminent return of the Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.
Yes, there will be a judgement, in fact, there will be two of them: The great white throne judgement and the Bema Seat judgement.
God bless you.
2007-09-19 10:47:47
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answered by the sower 4
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I think that God created this earth and all the planets for the first humans to exist in the Garden of Eden...Then sin entered in. It was the downward spiral for all mankind. But it was Heaven on Earth. Why would God destroy this beautiful place and basically let us who believe just die and go up to heaven... I think he will destroy all evil and take the ones who do not believe and put them in hell... and restore this earth so the ones who believe can have our Eden and enjoy heaven here, they way it was meant to be at the very beginning of time. God is awesome.
2007-09-19 10:43:19
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answered by leapfrog44 5
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Thats a young subject, even for christians. i've got been instructed by utilising human beings at my church that the two its inevidable or that its greater of a warning then a threat, as some human beings god might in no way reason judgement day as he curiously promised before he does no longer do it lower back while he drowned the earth in genesis. additionally, babies are curiously out of the equation of no remember if or no longer they deserve hell, as they are harmless. or perhaps then, some have self belief that it takes greater then no longer believing in god to mark you unworthy for heaven, and a few think of that even believing interior the incorrect interpretation of the bible is sufficient to deliver you to hell. particularly, its all as much as what you think. I case in point, think of that god loves this technology for being so inviting and conscious, even although this does propose that theres greater non-believers. I additionally think of that there are sturdy morals around, merely we are actually greater attentive to the undesirable morals. So i do no longer think of we are in an age of corruption and doom, its basically a clean age in god's timeline. yet each physique is entitled to their very own comments.
2016-10-05 00:41:35
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answered by ? 4
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Yeah. My favorite chapter of the bible. I hope to see it. Alive or dead. It will be awesome. I think it's a long way off, but no one knows for sure. Some say it is coming soon. Some said it was going to be 1974. I guess they missed that one. But, yeah, I believe it.
2007-09-19 11:32:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Not in a judgment day but an apocalyptic event yes.The earth evolves any number of explainable events can occur to wipe out life here except for the microbes, cockroaches and maybe Joey :)
2007-09-19 10:42:52
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answered by Anonymous
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So on what sect do you fall?
the sheeps or the goats??
Will you opt for a beard?
Oh I uderstand you won't survive the scorpions!!!
They 'd scar the living daylight out of you!!!
2007-09-19 11:20:28
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answered by Freeman 5
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Yes I believe in judgment day, and on that day every knee in heaven, on the earth, and under the earth will bow, and confess that Jesus is Lord, everyone, even those who did not believe. †
2007-09-19 10:41:24
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answered by Anonymous
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Judgment day happens around 6 weeks to 3 months after you start a new job...
2007-09-19 12:13:48
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answered by Boopsie 6
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I am so embarrased. You DID include Christianity, you're not a wuss. My bad. This sounds a lot like Viking mythology. Who knew? Thank you for setting me straight.
2007-09-19 17:45:21
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow, I just had a string of drool go down all the way to the floor of my cubicle, before I sucked it back in. Cool, huh!
2007-09-20 05:41:25
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answered by Aquatic Rodent '") 2
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