a little girl says to her dad
Dad y is that dog lying on his back with his legs up int the air?
the dad responds
hes dead and is lying like that ready for god take him to heaven.
The dad leaves for work and the little girl carries on playing.
When the dad finaly arrives home the litte girl says to him
Dad mum nearly died today she was lying on the bed with her legs in the the air shouting "oh god im coming" if it wasnt for the milkman holding her down she would of died.
2007-09-19 10:18:59 · 20 answers · asked by tasha201987 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Great joke! I'm totally passing that one on!
2007-09-19 10:30:20 · answer #1 · answered by Jamie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives a two thumbs uP! :)
2007-09-19 10:47:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie
2007-09-19 10:23:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Ha Ha. Verrry Good!
2007-09-19 10:21:50 · answer #4 · answered by No More 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was lol hilarious. thanx 4 the laugh i needed it.
2007-09-19 10:26:49 · answer #5 · answered by pixie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that's terrible...but funny.
2007-09-19 10:22:05 · answer #6 · answered by just a girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-19 10:29:43 · answer #7 · answered by Jewels 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes --- quite funny and thank you for sharing it!! :)
2007-09-19 10:22:20 · answer #8 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that's a good joke
2007-09-19 10:21:12 · answer #9 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahaha awesome!
2007-09-19 10:22:08 · answer #10 · answered by Mike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋