2007-09-19 10:04:21 · 18 answers · asked by capekicks 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I will not forsake the noodlyness of my true Master, the FSM...and you can't make me.
2007-09-19 10:09:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who gives you the right to be the Guru for Jesus? Besides that the deciplic chain has been broken for Christianity, so that is why so much confusion. For the original New testament before King Constantine changed the Bible google gospelofthenazirenes.com following Jesuses original teachings will set you free.
2007-09-19 17:13:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Already am. You know what I really want? My own personal ATM machine that is stocked an unlimited amount of cash. It will sit in my kitchen. I can withdrawal from it as much and as often as I like. PTL!
2007-09-19 17:09:25 · answer #3 · answered by your_dear_old_mother 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God-complex,huh?
2007-09-19 17:23:33 · answer #4 · answered by Mark S 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, I don't.
Arbitrary imposition of authority is one of several aspects of Christianity that I do not care for (don't worry. there are theological issues, too).
2007-09-19 17:09:13 · answer #5 · answered by kent_shakespear 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because of basic rights of freedom.
btw if I wanted to be christian, i wudnt even ask you, haha
2007-09-19 17:09:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um.... I'll tithe and tell people they'll burn in everlasting, ouchy hell if they don't worship you the way I want them to.
(Hey... this fundamentalist stuff feels good....)
2007-09-19 17:09:01 · answer #7 · answered by Acorn 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Don't, I'll shoot my way out anyway when you try to brain wash me
2007-09-19 17:08:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
no man can come unto the Father but by me.....Jesus
2007-09-19 17:09:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
You're weird.
2007-09-19 17:09:35 · answer #10 · answered by its_raining_outside 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋