My attempt at a religious joke:
Satan is walking along and he comes upon God just sitting around. Satan asks if God has anything he should be doing.
God says "Nah...."
Satan asks "You don't even have anyone to smite?"
and God says "No, I'm between Jobs right now."
*cues rim-shot sound effect*
Gimme a star if you snickered? *blinky eyes*
2007-09-19 09:52:19 · 9 answers · asked by Delicious Pear 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And for those who don't like it - is it because you thought it was stupid or because you don't get the Job as in work and Book of Job play on words?
2007-09-19 10:07:20 · update #1
And YES, 2eighty8, I know how it's pronounced - that's why it's a VISUAL play, not a vocal one. (And also why I thought some people might not have understood it.)
2007-09-19 10:52:37 · update #2
i get it girl, and yes, i chuckled.
and the 'rim shot' finale really made the joke come full circle for me, lol.
2007-09-19 23:12:43 · answer #1 · answered by Jewls 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is walking along and he comes upon Satan just sitting down. God asks if Satan has anything he should be doing.
Satan says "Naw...."
God said, Its your turn to fix the gate between Heaven and Hell." The Devil snickered (snorting little blue flames). "We
had an agreement to take turns; I've got good on my side."
Satan replied, "That may be the case but where in heaven are you going to find a lawyer?"
2007-09-27 00:37:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
like the play on words
2007-09-27 00:59:51 · answer #3 · answered by jlgray777 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
jesus walks into a hotel, throws down 3 nails and asks to be put up for the night
2007-09-19 16:57:11 · answer #4 · answered by sshueman 5 · 3⤊ 2⤋
lol It's a good attempt. You do realize that it's pronounced "jobe," right?
Ah....visual joke. It's still a good attempt....sorry. lol
2007-09-19 17:50:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Not only do I think it was stupid, but I think it was also blasphemous. I liked "sshueman's" joke better, although it was also on the edge.
2007-09-19 17:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Keep trying.
2007-09-19 16:59:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋
Good one ! keep going ...others were nice , too .
Thanks , all .
2007-09-27 10:05:04 · answer #8 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
............ wats the oppsite of a star so i can give that to u
2007-09-19 16:58:48 · answer #9 · answered by animoo 3 · 1⤊ 6⤋