two nuns walking to the vilage?

Question

are sudenly set upon and raped, suprised by the event one nun says to the other "what will mother superior say when we tell her we,v been raped twice?" the other replys "we,v only been raped once" " but we,ll be going back the same way"came the reply.

Answer 1

gasp

Answer 2

Two nuns go into a liquor store, and ask for a bottle of vodka.
The shopkeeper, is most surprised at this and asks:" Aren't you from the convent down the road, and haven't you taken vows to abstain"?
The nuns reply "Yes sir" to both questions, and qualify their request: "It's for the Mother Superior's constipation".
The store keeper accedes to their pleadings and sells a bottle of vodka.

Fifteen minutes later, two rather inebriated, disheveled nuns walk back into the store and ask for another bottle of vodka:

The store keeper is aghast and asks:" Ladies, you're drunk! I thought the vodka was for the Mother Superior's constipation"

"It wasshh, hic..." came the disjointed reply, "when the Mother Superior sees usshh, she'll sh!t herself"!!!!!

Answer 3

Hahaaaa good one :)

Did you hear about the two nuns who went out for the evening. When coming back to the convent, feeling a little tipsy, they had to crawl under a barbed wire fence to avoid being seen - Sister Mary says...

"Sister Teresa I feel like an SAS soldier tonight to which Sister Teresa replies... "Don't be silly, where would we get one of those at this time of the night?"

Answer 4

Pretty good one. How about this one? 3909 nuns were raped. Who did it? (For the answer, write 3909 on a piece of paper & hold it up to a mirror).

Answer 5

An old one but still funny.

Answer 6

THATS A NEW ONE AND VERY FUNNY,

Answer 7

ha ha ha funny

Answer 8

very cute

Answer 9

i didnt really find it funny but good try

Answer 10

FUNNY