Dirty Jokes?

Question

know any?

Answer 1

I do....

want to hear a dirty joke,

a boy played in a mud puddle,

want to hear a clean joke,

He took a bath.


I know so stupid. It just reminded me of being a kid

Answer 2

Yes. I got more where this came from.

One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

Answer 3

After a nuclear power-plant meltdown, there was a long line at the gates of heaven. All at once there was the rousing sound of cheering coming from the front of the line. Someone from the back asked, "Hey, what's going on up there?" Someone from the front of the line yelled back, "They ain't gonna count f*****g!"

Answer 4

well ummm a man waits to go to the bathroom on a plain but no one is coming out so the attendent says he can go into the girls bathroom but not to press any buttons. well out of cuiosety he presses the button that says bp and it puts powder on his butt then he presses the atr button and the next thing he knew he was knocked out.then he asked what did i do the atendent said did you press atr? he said yes what does it stand for? and the atendent said automatic
tampon remover!DO NOT REPORT ME! I JUST ANSWERD HIS QUESTION!

Answer 5

Nope. Nobody seems to tell jokes anymore

Answer 6

check this one out and Read the hole thing..its not what u think...

dirty joke: John falls in the mud.
Clean joke: John takes a bath with Bubbles..
Dirtier joke: Bubbles is a girl....

Answer 7

A pirate walks into his doctor's office with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The nurse says, "that sure looks irritating."
"Yarr" said the pirate,"it's drivin' me nuts".

Answer 8

FIRST OF ALL DONT REPORT ME. IM JUST ANSWERING THE PERSON'S QUESTION.

Answer: Yes I do. And yes I will tell you one.


The day before thanksgiving a five year old boy see's is mom and dad have sex. He over hears "I'll suck your dick if you suck my boobs."
The next day he asked his mom what ***** and boobs are the mom says "Hats and Coats."
The boy goes upstairs to the bathroom where his dad is shaving. He cuts himself and yells "S***!"
"Whats s***?
"Shaving cream" His dad says. The boy goes downstairs to the kitchen where his mom is carving the turkey. She cuts herself and screams "F***!"
"Mommy, whats f***?"
"Carving, sweetie, carving." The door bell rings and the guest are here so he opens the door .
he says to the guest : "Please put your ***** and boobs in the closet. My dad is upstairs shaving the s*** off of his face, and my mom's in the kitchen f****** the turkey."

Answer 9

OK..OK..I'll be the first to answer your question:
YES!!! I know some dirty jokes!!!!
LOL!!!

Answer 10

Yes,
Once their was this little boy playing in the play ground and he fell in mud, boy did he get dirty!