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with a blue elephant, of course! How do you shoot a pink elephant?

2007-09-19 09:23:19 · 22 answers · asked by JillsMom 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Hasn't anyone ever heard this one before? You squeeze the pink elephant's testicles until he turns blue, then shoot him w/ the blue elephant gun!

2007-09-19 11:18:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

With a pink elephant, of course! How do you shoot a green elephant?

2007-09-19 09:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anna 1 · 2 1

You meant with a Blue Elephant "gun".

And then when you ask, "How do you shoot a red elephant?" and the person says, "With a RED elephant gun." You reply, "Oh come on, there's no such thing as a RED elephant!"

2007-09-19 09:26:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I thought it was with a blue elephant gun. How do you know there's an elephant in the bath tub? He steals the soap.

2007-09-19 09:26:28 · answer #4 · answered by realbohemian 4 · 0 0

Honey, if ur seeing a pink elephant, either u had way too much to drink, r trippin' or have just seen the advertisement on 41S in FL!

HA HA HA LOL :))

2007-09-19 09:28:30 · answer #5 · answered by Sheryl R 4 · 0 0

with a pink elephant

2007-09-19 09:25:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

paint him blue and then shoot him with a blue elephant gun

2007-09-19 09:29:48 · answer #7 · answered by ektdeul50 4 · 1 0

Heck I'd trap em first with The Donald's hairpiece then I'd shoot them all with a digital camera and then trap them forever in a cage made from Adobe Acrobat.

2007-09-19 09:27:35 · answer #8 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 3 0

JILLS MOM BETTER QUIT NIPPING AT THE BOTTLE, I THINK YOU JUST SEE LITTLE PINK ELEPHANTS

2007-09-19 09:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by harleygirl 3 · 0 0

I prefer A TECH 9....wanna make sure i dont miss..

2007-09-19 09:27:05 · answer #10 · answered by Sandy B 5 · 0 0

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