A train hits a bus load of Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.St. Peter asks the first girl, "Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?"She giggles , "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one."St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her @ss in it
2007-09-19 08:36:45 · 34 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ooh, no.
2007-09-20 03:50:03 · answer #1 · answered by elflaeda 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke Keep them Coming
2007-09-20 02:40:51 · answer #2 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1 LOL
2007-09-19 08:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
little irish puggy x a star from a good catholic girl! x lol x
2007-09-19 09:01:37 · answer #4 · answered by orac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u
2007-09-19 08:43:55 · answer #5 · answered by Kristy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl Excellent! thank goodness the test wasn't did you have contact with a horse penis....10/10 star for you my friend
2007-09-19 09:07:57 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hahahah very good one have a star
2007-09-19 20:39:09 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well worth a star ha ha ha
2007-09-19 09:25:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny have to remember this one.
2007-09-19 11:06:27 · answer #9 · answered by Bezza 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL kids are growing up younger and younger these days...! :oD
have a star mate
2007-09-19 09:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Big Tom 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha gud 1 i have emailed that to friends :-) cheers!!
2007-09-19 08:59:22 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋