2007-09-19 08:35:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pets ➔ Birds
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his dick.
The bartender says, "Excuse me, do you realize you have a steering wheel on your dick?"
The pirate says, "Aye, matey, it's driving me nuts!"
Give your scurvvy parrot an orange and clean the poop offa yer shoulder, lad.
2007-09-19 09:08:28 · answer #1 · answered by howldine 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HOW did you KNOW it was "National Talk Like A Pirate Day" today???
AAARRRGGGG.. me-matey!!! Good on you!
As for the parrot and scurvy... feed it some LIMES or LEMONS or ORANGES!
2007-09-19 16:31:41 · answer #2 · answered by wyomugs 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make him walk the plank, Yar, Yar.
Happy talk like a pirate day.
2007-09-19 15:41:01 · answer #3 · answered by tnerb52 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Twist the ol' buggas neck all the way round' like a sharp left in the old open blue.
2007-09-19 20:19:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
YAY! Sept 19th is International Talk like a Pirate Day!! (I saw it on Yahoo! This morning!!) HURRAY for Pirates!!
Better amputate his wing and give 'em a hook! ARGH MATEY!!
2007-09-19 15:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Tara 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Arrrr...
Jaundice berry is a valuable herbal remedy fer scurvy, matey...
2007-09-19 15:41:42 · answer #6 · answered by Jess H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vitamin C
2007-09-19 15:42:25 · answer #7 · answered by ziggyiguana 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
arrgh, dip 'em upside down in a pitcher of milk and pluck ees feathers off matey
2007-09-19 15:41:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Arrg, matey, feed'm limes.
2007-09-19 15:41:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Scraigten 'im out.
2007-09-19 15:56:57 · answer #10 · answered by Cathy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋