A couple of shorts.?

Question

There was a man fron Boston
Who bought himself an Austin
He had room for his @ss
A gallon of gas
But his balls hung out and he lost em

There was a man Brighton
Who thought he had found a tight one
He said oh my love
It fits like a glove
She said yes
But your not in the right one

Answer 1

2nd is great!

Answer 2

Bit confusing...

Answer 3

Good limerick.