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2007-09-19 06:25:41 · 12 answers · asked by Lost. at. Sea. 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I'm heading off to heaven right now... Olive Garden.

Pasta... alfredo... aarrrgghhh... it's great!

2007-09-19 06:30:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Aye mateys....pirates be welcome in Heaven. Think....if scurvy land-lubbers like Tom Cruise, Jerry Falwell, and *any Random Bin Laden* be welcome in Heaven, then aye, Ye Father On High will *need* teh hire privateers t'keep Order, not just on the High Seas but On High as well....

an' wi' the *pay* bein' in Pieces of Eight and the *finest* Jamaican Rum....arrrr, ye hearteys, Heaven *be kept* in Fine Order Indeed.

2007-09-19 22:54:33 · answer #2 · answered by Bradley P 7 · 1 0

As in Pittsburg Pirates????

2007-09-19 13:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

by pirates you mean "bad" people? it depends on whether or not they regret their choices and change them had they given the chance.

2007-09-20 01:18:58 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 0 0

Who Knows ?
One Is expected To Enter IT Alone.
No Surveys Will help You.

2007-09-19 14:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Frederique C 3 · 0 1

If they sincerely ask forgiveness for their sins through Jesus, and follows his instructions, yes.

2007-09-19 16:05:13 · answer #6 · answered by Darth Eugene Vader 7 · 0 0

If you're speaking of Pittsburgh's baseball team I don't see why not.

2007-09-19 13:41:40 · answer #7 · answered by Emissary 6 · 1 0

Yarrr, our heaven do have a beer volcano and a stripper factory.

Praise be to the most Holy FSM!

RAmen!

2007-09-19 13:29:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 3

Well, if there was a heaven, even Hitler could be there!

2007-09-19 13:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Yea they sould be.

2007-09-19 13:28:25 · answer #10 · answered by doingasbestasican 3 · 0 1

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