is it christian to have bum sex?

Question

let me clarify this ,my husband (after watching last tango in paris, remember the butter scene ?) seems to be obsessed with Greek sex! its all he wants to do , as a good wife i know i should do as my husband asks
but does the bible really forbid it, i don't want to make Jesus unhappy but nor do i want to go against my husband,
also does it hurt?

Answer 1

jesus loved the ol'bum sex- him and the mary's. so yes dont worry, jesus has bigger things to get all pi**ed about 'me thinks.

Answer 2

Depends which brand of Christianity you're trying to arbitrate your sex life by.

Many Christians would disagree that "any sex within marriage is fine." They would condemn what you're proposing as "sodomy" - unaware that in the Bible, the sin of the Sodomites was actually inhospitality...lol.

Others would argue that as a Christian wife, it's your duty to do whatever your husband asks without question or hesitation.

Now for a douche of common sense. Do you REALLY think you're going to "make Jesus unhappy" by having sex - of whatever kind - with the person you love? Do you really believe that "God" is that petty and priggish? Isn't it more likely that the real prigs are the people who use religion as an excuse to referee the sex lives of others?

Do what makes you both happy, and fear not that any God would deny you that pleasure.

By the way, yeah, it hurts - at first. lol

Answer 3

from your profile..............

"sexy married lady with a big appetite for men and women!
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to me (uk)"

And your worried about the jeebus getting mad for you taking it in the can?????

"My last girlfriend told me it's only a sin if you don't lube up"

That would be a crime, not a sin. It's like trying to declaw a tiger w/out anesthesia

"Yes, it hurts, and yes the Bible is against it. It is referred to as "sodomy" in the Bible."

Do you speak from experience you little sinner? or hearsay?? hmmmmm?? It only hurts if you do it wrong, and she WILL let you know if you are doing it wrong.

I could have a field day with some of these other responses, but I'll be a good boy.

EDIT: Ok, this one is just TOO good to pass up.......

"The Butt is an exit ... You can contract infections from anal sex and will probably need surgery down the road to repair damages.."

You can contract infections from seemingly minor cuts too ya know, and if you need surgery, you are either practicing anal bestiality or using D.O.T. traffic cones.

"You also will have a higher risk of colon cancer..."

According to whom?

"Ask your husband if it is really worth it to risk your health.... The crap is full of bacteria and if you eat it you have a chance of getting E Coli is that something you want to sign up for?"

Ask the people who ate the tainted spinach last year, think they "signed up" for that? And eat it?? After he pops your can does he wrap it in a pita or something? where the heck does eating come into it?

"When I was young and ignorant I tried it and ended up with an infection throughout my blood stream ..It made all my lymph nodes swell I was very sick and couldn't work for over a week
and I had to use more then 1 medication to get rid of the infection....Just say NO!"

jesus h christ, what did he do? dip it in botulism tainted cow sh*t before he stuck it in you? did you ask him where HE stuck it last?

Answer 4

Ohhhhh - I thought your Husband wanted to sleep with a Bum, NASTY!

Your bible hates sex - according to your faith you should only have sex in order to get pregnant - pleasure is irrelevant.

And that is one of the reason I hate religion, I robs us of our humanity. You are an adult woman. Make up your own mind. If you are game give it a try. I have been with women that find it incredibly pleasing and can have multiple Big O's during it. Others have just said it fells like they need to go to the bathroom and don't enjoy it.

And it can hurt if you aren't careful and properly lubed. You have to relax - Booze helps.

To each his or her own - You only live once.

Answer 5

It doesn't hurt as long as you use lube and make him go gentle at first. It takes a couple of tries...(this comes from someone I know, I have no idea)

And the sodomy they refer to in the bible refers to m/m sex and sex with children.

Plus, if you don't want to do this, don't. Tell your hubby that you aren't comfortable with it.

If you want to at least try it...then go for it. there is nothing un-biblical about it, and I have read the bible. Especially since you guys are married...

Answer 6

Theoretically, anything about sex outside of procreation is sin, but Jesus died for your sins.

So let your hair down and enjoy life in the body God gave you and your husband asked to see naked until he dies.

Answer 7

Im not really sure what 'greek sex' is, but any sex that involves a husband and wife is NOT going against God. Your married! And as long as your husband is not asking you to do anything that you are uncomfortable with, I would try it! Good Luck.

Answer 8

The Butt is an exit ... You can contract infections from anal sex and will probably need surgery down the road to repair damages..You also will have a higher risk of colon cancer...Ask your husband if it is really worth it to risk your health.... The crap is full of bacteria and if you eat it you have a chance of getting E Coli is that something you want to sign up for?

Answer 9

Uh...if YOU don't want to have "bum" sex..then YOU don't have to. Your husband nor Jesus have a say in it. Pleasing your husband has it's limits.

Answer 10

According to christianity any sex within a marriage is fine


To those who say it is sodomy and hence a sin> incorrect. sodomy was defined at time as man on man anal. According to the bible there is no sin in any sex between a married couple.

Answer 11

it will hurt the first inch or so so keep it shallow for a while...then as time moves on u will get more and more comfortable with it...the bible...um...it says that he created sex for u and your couple to share and to explore each others bodies....i would go for it!!