Some interesting and fun facts for you?

Question

1. If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it)



2. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)



3. A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

(In my next life I want to be a pig)

(How'd they figure this out, and why?)



4. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Still can't get over that pig thing)

(Don't try this at home...maybe at work?)



5. Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)

(And pigs get 30-minute orgasms? Doesn't seem fair)



6. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmmmmm........)



7. Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.

(If you're ambidextrous do you split the difference?)



8. The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

(From drinking little bottles of...?)

(Did taxpayers pay for this research??)



9. Polar bears are left handed.

(Who knew....? Who cares? How'd they find out, did they ask them?)



10. The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What can be so tasty on the bottom of the pond?)



11. The flea can jump 350 times its body length.

It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes...can you imagine?? And why pigs?)



12. A cockroach will live nine days without it's head, before it starves to death.

(Creepy)



13. The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the....)

(Well, at least pigs get a break there...)



14. Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(In my next life I still want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)



15. Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Oh, Geez) (That's almost as bad as catfish)



16. An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.

(I know some people like that.)



17. Starfish don't have brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Answer 1

Now, this one I like, I almost felt a chuckle rising ... especially your obsession with pigs.

Answer 2

That's one of the funniest fun facts I've seen !! hahahahahaha!! But you make it even funnier with your comments about each one!! Honey I'm home!! hahaha does that go for female pigs as well hahahahaaha the strongest muscle in the body is the tongue !! All right!! As a woman I exercise mine on a regular bases !hahahaha Flipper also laughs ALOT now I know why!!hahahaha I want to be a pig now!! OMG!!hahahahaha!!

Answer 3

Brilliant, good bed time laugh ha! ha! maybe we can learn something from the pigs eh! No wonder Jade Goody has a smile on her face most of the time...

Answer 4

I found this one out today.
On March 27th 1945 Argentina declared war on Germany.
( Nice of them to come in and help )

Answer 5

Arrr there Jim lad!! You scurvy sea dog have made my peg leg fall off whilst laughing.
mmmm I wanna be a pig too!!
Or even a PigLion!!

Answer 6

i really needed a reason 2 love pigs

Answer 7

you could have asked the trollop rebecca loos for the pig orgasm

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh jim lad

Answer 8

Ha ha good facts. That's gotta be wasted on a pig as he doesn't get any fun out of it!!


:-)))

Answer 9

No.2 - it's a miracle our house is still standing!!

No.3 - compensates for their looks. :(

All very funny.

Answer 10

lol! i think it made it funny how u commented

in my science class he always has a "Did You Know" up on the board.
i read them, but i cant remember them right now..lol