For fun, I entered Jesus' name in a pirate name translator. It came up Cedar Teeth.
I kid you not.
Here's the link to the translator. Have fun with it.
2007-09-19 04:38:37 · 11 answers · asked by iamnoone 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://www.stupidstuff.org/main/piratename.htm
2007-09-19 04:43:44 · update #1
I think it would have been "Crazy-gums McCarthy", but that's just me.
2007-09-19 04:45:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I did that generator on that page thar, an' 't came aft wi' Count Plunder!
then i sailed' to fidius.org and came aft wi' this result:
Captain James Kidd
E'en tho thar`s nay legal rank on a shipmate ship, sea dogs an' land lubbers recognizes ye`re th' one in charge. E'en tho ye`re nay always th' traditional swaggerin' gallant, yer steadiness an' plannin' make ye a fine, reliable shipmate. Arr!
2007-09-19 11:54:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sea Master.
2007-09-19 14:33:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm Wided Eyed John
2007-09-19 11:47:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How about "Pegarms Nazarene"?
or perhaps...
-Holey Palms Josh
-Nail me Timbers
-13-holes Jeezus (go count them)
-Red Beard (and skin)
-Captain Beefheart
2007-09-19 11:45:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lex Fok B.M.F. 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
INRI...
(I'm Nailed Right In!)
2007-09-19 11:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Mine is Sven The Slovenly
lol, I entered Jesus into it, and it said Bluebeard, then Count Plunder. proves my thought that it just makes up random names. lol
2007-09-19 11:52:11 · answer #7 · answered by . 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It would be Captain Sook or, Captain Cod.
2007-09-19 11:45:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He'd answer to "hello sailor"
2007-09-19 11:45:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lord of lords.
2007-09-19 12:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by Steel Rain 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋