I have been looking for this Satan dude. I can't seem to get a hold of him. I want to get a good price. are there any auctions I can enter?
2007-09-19 04:34:46 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I love seeing christian get their (female under garments) in a wad. It makes them feel all yucky inside to hear this stuff.
Oh, and if it doesn't your not a "real" christian cause you should care about me and it should make you feel somehow helpless to see a soul lost to your GOD.
2007-09-19 05:00:18 · update #1
It's a supply and demand issue.
Satan has such an abundance of gods unwanted souls, that it makes them all pretty worthless.
2007-09-19 05:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by The true face of religion 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you do Satan's bidding, you are well on your way. If you renounce God, and follow Satan, ditto. But you know what? You can turn it around. You can in a heartbeat, renounce Satan, and ask God to come in to your heart, believing upon Him. He is a forgiving God. Satan is in the evil you see around, it is not hard to find. I don't waste my time with a loser like Satan. Satan will sweet talk you into doing his dirty work. Then when he's done with you, he will chew you up and spit you out, while grinding you into the dust with his feet. Satan is the underdog. I'm in the winner's corner, GOD. :)
Jesting and joking around with the seriousness of ones soul is playing with fire, literally. I pray that you would reconsider who you follow throughout your life. Why choose evil over good? Why not become someone that can be a positive force in this world? God is just waiting for you to call out to him. If you will come to Him, he will lead you. His blessings are there for the taking. Be a follower of God, and accept His blessings.
2007-09-19 11:54:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How can you sell something you don't own ! If you're not a born again follower of Jesus Christ,then satan has your soul already ! There are only 2 forces In this universe. God or satan. By not choosing God you've made your choice already.
2007-09-19 11:43:27 · answer #3 · answered by Isabella 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why are you looking so hard for this "Satan dude" all the while he has been trying to find a way to kill, steal and destroy you? If you do not yet belong Jesus (Yeshua), you already belong to Satan. Repent and be saved because you are unconditionally loved, your sins have been paid for and the King of Heaven wants you to come home!
2007-09-19 11:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by tootoo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few weeks ago, on this very website, I saw posts about some guy that's asking people to offer to do just that.
Sorry, I don't have a link.
He's asking people to post vids on YouTube offering their souls to the devil. Or something like that.
You could try some searches....
2007-09-19 14:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by tehabwa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Creator owns all souls..Some will go into eternity ... the others will suffer the 2nd death when God casts them into the lake of fire.
2007-09-19 11:51:00 · answer #6 · answered by David G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E-bay it. You don't have to send anything, as it doesn't exist.... but I'm betting someone out there is stupid enough to believe they have something worthwhile.... and even willing to pay for such a thing.
If not that then get a friend to buy it.... a stupid friend.
You aren't going to find a Satan though... sorry. No such bloke.
2007-09-19 11:38:51 · answer #7 · answered by Lucid Interrogator 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
What is it you heart desires most. I am sure we can work something out that you would feel is reasonable.
I currently have a special running for sky palaces filled with 72 virgins. I include free cable for eternity with a DVR feature.
2007-09-19 11:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Atrum Animus AM 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Slash your prices. Satan loves a good bargain.
2007-09-19 11:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Try EBay Dude. Better start the bidding low though .I don't see a buy it now here.
2007-09-19 11:41:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋