probably wont remember,but u were in a pile up on the motorway,ur going to be ok.you'll walk again and everything seem fine,but there is a bit of bad news ur willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find it. The bloke groans a bit(as u do) but the doctor goes on, "we checked ur insurance and uv'e actully got £9000 compensation coming to you and the good news is that we have the technology to re-build a new Willy that will work better than ur old one,but the thing is it aint cheap. It is £1000 an inch". the bloke perks up a bit at this(as you would) "so its a simpl decision"the doc says "you need to decide how many inches u want,but u'd better discuss this with ur wife, cos if u had a 5in Willy before u go for a 9in she might be put out ,but if u had a 9in then go for a 5incher she may be dissapointed.So talk it over with ur wife. The next day the doc asks well did u talk it over wit ur wife?
"yes"
so wahts it to be asked the doc?
we're having a new kitchen!!!
2007-09-19 03:54:38 · 23 answers · asked by richy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL..........that is what I would want as well:))
2007-09-19 03:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Brilliant
2007-09-19 06:42:37 · answer #2 · answered by allen r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Aaaah, Richy! Sublime as usual. LOL.
2007-09-19 04:03:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that. thats funny. but I'd say *F* the kitchen. I gots ta have my man...
2007-09-19 04:04:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah! Great choice!
2007-09-19 03:59:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha! sell the guy in next bed his slippers for a million bucks!
2016-05-18 05:16:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha funny. How do you give someone a star?
2007-09-19 04:29:47 · answer #7 · answered by Abby Paige~BABY BRO DUE IN JAN!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-09-20 20:53:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-23 02:34:16 · answer #9 · answered by steve j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Didn't see that coming at all!!
A star for you too.
2007-09-19 03:59:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-19 04:03:57 · answer #11 · answered by bigolredneck75 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋