What's the most embarrassing thing your child or toddler has said or done in public?

Question

Mine asked a heavy set cashier when she was going to have her baby!

I wanted to duck under the floor and leave.

Answer 1

My daughter is now 49 but when she was 3 there were very few coloured people in England.We were on the tube in London when a coloured guy got on and sat opposite to us, She looked at him for a while then blurted out " Look daddy a real live golliwog"

Answer 2

My 2 and 4 yr old stepdaughters were in the bathroom stall with me at a grocery store. There was another lady in the next stall. Well we had never really distinguished the vaginal area from the butt. I was 7 mo pregnant and was having difficulty grooming down there, so it was rather hairy. The 4 yr old asked rather loudly why I had a hairy butt. I was rather mortified and stayed in the stall until the other lady left.

Answer 3

Well my daughter is 7 now but when she was about 3 going on 30 she had asked me for somthing or other in the store and I replied not right now mommy is broke. Well when we got to the counter she LOUDLY asked "mom how ar u gonna pay for that if your poor?" I was sooo embarrassed! To thins day I still don't know how she knew to associate broke and poor but I know I promptly had a talk w/ her to let her know we were not poor.

Answer 4

Every night when my boyfriend comes in from work, my son and him say OH YUCKY, DIRTY FROM WORK NEED A SHOWER. They both then plug there noses while he takes his boots off before heading to the bathroom.
We seen a man in the store waiting to pay for a few items. My son yells at the top of his lungs OH YUCKY, DIRTY FROM WORK NEED A SHOWER. Thing about it is it was like 10 am and you could tell that this man was not working, maybe didnt even sleep in a bed the night before.
Kids say the darndest things!!

Answer 5

Yeah - I not very heavy set girl walked by our house and she pointed and said "she's having a baby". I could have died. Now, she was dressed like a fool in low jeans too litttle and a shirt too shirt so she did have her belly hanging out, but she was by no means heavy.

Answer 6

I was out at the store with my daughter the other night and she has a stomach bug or something. She tooted really loudly and proceeds to shout "mommy I farted", that alone was funny. Then she continues, "I farted like you do in the car"...
GREAT! Around the corner comes my boyfriends business associate who was hysterically laughing. Talk about embarrassment!

Answer 7

my 4 year old son thinks he suppose to pee on trees every time he is outside. it started form him being with his dad in the park and he had to go. he pulls his clothes all the way down to his ankles where everything is showing. im trying to break this because it is embarrassing. when somebody walks or drive by and see him. a police officer start laughing. thank you i didn't get fined for his indecent exposure

Answer 8

My 3 1/2 yr old daughter announced in a crowded resturant that her daddy slept in his panties and no shirt and so did Shawna (his girlfriend). We are divorced. I about died laughing when he told me the story. Needless to say he and his girlfriend where red in the face.... HA HA HA

Answer 9

We were walking threw Costco and a man walked down the Aisle we were on and he was a bigger men and my little girl looked at him pointed and yelled " LOOK MOMMY THAT MAN HAS A REALLY BIG BABY IN HIS TOMMY, HIM IS REALLY REALLY BIG" it was kind of embarrassing

Answer 10

My son walked up to a stranger at the grocery store that was heavy set and rubbed her belly and said mommy look it's a baby.....(my next door neighbor is pregnant and he loves her belly) I was so embarassed and she was pissed!