2007-09-19 02:39:32 · 6 answers · asked by The Doctor 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aye, I have partaken of the carbohydrates an washed it down wit' some fine ale I been savin' special for this day. Parmesean Be Upon Him.
RAmen.
2007-09-19 02:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by iamnoone 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
We are here to announce that in a divinely inspirited experience, and with the knowledge of kabala we finally read correctly the way in witch the union between god and man shall be made!
Come to the new Church of the Assisted Lobotomy of the Last Days Indeed.
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Trough a painless and divine operation we will assist you to arrive in heaven here on earth!
Come! Bring the entire family and your pets!
The Church of the Assisted Lobotomy will gladly take you as a new member.
May you fell the eternal grace of the lord soon!
2007-09-20 15:58:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Arrgh that I have twas lucky to have clumb aboard.Savior of the Seven Seas slowly slithering southward saving souls salaciously.
2007-09-19 03:00:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Arrr, yes, Me have. A pence for an old woman o'de sea?
2007-09-19 02:44:56 · answer #4 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
Saved from hunger as my half full Parmegan shaker proves!
2007-09-19 03:04:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Aye, ye have matey.
2007-09-19 02:50:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋