I have soooooo many ribs but not even one girlfriend,so plz help me.
2007-09-19 02:03:19 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
you need to read your bible its in Genesis
2007-09-19 02:26:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First its Christian(meaning Christ like), you seem not to serious about the answer but here goes, you first find a girl that has a father or close with her father, and ask him if you can date his daughter, if the two of you hit it off and she really digs you then perhaps after dating her, a great girl is worth asking for her from her father who by the way supplied her the rib, NOT you??so date her(NOT SLEEP WITH HER) date for about a year and you'll get the rib...you know "spare ribs"
2007-09-19 02:15:25 · answer #2 · answered by josset777 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well Sucker, consult today's research doctors. They are forecasting women can one day give birth to a child without men. Using a part of bone or rib marrow to get the genetic material.
2007-09-19 02:12:22 · answer #3 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Find a horny girl and take her to a rib palce and feast.
2007-09-19 02:13:12 · answer #4 · answered by fishing 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. take one rib
2. Add an all knowing, all powerful God
3. there you go
One word of warning - God won't make the 'girlfriend' like you - that's called free will
2007-09-19 02:10:32 · answer #5 · answered by words_smith_4u 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I didnt know christians made girls from ribs. I thought God did that...........interesting
2007-09-19 02:11:13 · answer #6 · answered by ReliableLogic 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, did science grow a clone on a pigs ear.
2007-09-19 02:09:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have to use something else and it's not a rib.
2007-09-19 02:08:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
remove rib, blend it to a powdery consistency, add water... eat it and s.h.i.t her out... This will make quite a suitable girlfriend for you I'm sure.
2007-09-19 02:09:55 · answer #9 · answered by Crystal 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You'll have to ask GOD about that one. Why don't you accept him and you'll get all the answers you want.
2007-09-19 02:24:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋