A Scout Master was teaching his boy scouts about survival in the desert.
"What are the three most important things you should bring with you in case you get lost in the desert?" he asked. Several hands went up, and many important things were suggested such as food, matches, etc.
Then one little boy in the back eagerly raised his hand. "Yes Timmy, what are the three most important things you would bring with you?" asked the Scout Master.
Timmy replied: "A compass, a canteen of water, and a deck of cards."
"Why's that Timmy?"
"Well," answered Timmy, "the compass is to find the right direction, the water is to prevent dehydration..."
"And what about the deck of cards?" asked the Scout Master impatiently.
"Well, Sir, as soon as you start playing Solitaire, someone is bound to come up behind you and say, "Put that red nine on top of that black ten!"
2007-09-19 01:59:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
teeheehee
I want more
2007-09-19 02:05:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow what a good joke but it is very true keep up the wit
2007-09-19 02:06:21 · answer #2 · answered by sony 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok funny you got a star
regards x kitti x
2007-09-19 02:15:37 · answer #3 · answered by misskitti7® 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Definitely funny!!!!
2007-09-19 03:20:20 · answer #4 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True that always happens
2007-09-19 04:01:45 · answer #5 · answered by henridog 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yu have proved better than this in the past...
Keep goin pal...
:-)
2007-09-19 02:09:08 · answer #6 · answered by 13 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz...this is situation i face when i gets to play it...my bro just pops up telling me wht to do...lolz
2007-09-19 02:25:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very true very true! Funny as well
2007-09-19 03:29:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one...like it!
2007-09-19 02:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by anigma 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is a good one i luv it !!!!!! star 4 u
2007-09-19 02:19:48 · answer #10 · answered by ☆STAR☆ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-19 02:27:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋