Avast ye mateys! Today be official "Talk like a pirate day". As an official pastafarian (worshiper of the Flying Spaghetti Monster) this be MY religious holiday. I have been told by the scurvy lot that I work for that I am not allowed to talk like a pirate when I make travel arrangements for me clients on the phone today. Don't you think this is religious persecution? Should I be contacting the ACLU and begging for free speech for pirates? Arrrrrhhhh!
2007-09-18 23:26:47 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Arrr !
persecution indeed !!
make them scrub the poop deck !
2007-09-18 23:34:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
am i able to easily say that many times (all religions) Christians blanketed call being rejected or being positioned down as persecuted. we are no longer persecuted like the church replaced into persecuted. Now in China and in Muslim international places the Christians are being tortured and positioned to death basically for preaching the call of Jesus. that's persecution. many times situations and myself no longer excluded we get passionate a pair of subject count number and then face opposition. each each now and then it is our attitude that we did no longer have in examine, or our information approximately what we've been talking approximately that we fell short on explaining or understanding nicely adequate to describe. So we get mocked and we get called a hypocrite. that's no longer persecution, that's stupidity. If I stick my foot in my mouth and somebody tells me off... I earned that. i'm no longer able to justifiably say "nicely they hate me because of the fact i'm doing the paintings of the Lord" NO! in fact i'm doing Christ a disservice by employing performing stupid while i'm meant to be representing Him. Sorry to rant lol... yet genuine persecution sends a message which you're severe approximately your dedication to serve Christ and love others even to the factor of death. "greater effective love hath no guy that he lay down his existence for a chum" all of us would desire to be arranged to realize this
2016-10-09 11:04:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hate to be a bossy betty, but is this really a serious religious issue?
Golly geepers, like the R&S forum already has enough jokers and joke messages on it already that we need more to bury the few really serious questions from people honestly looking for answers to real problems. I just get all frizzled and scream like a girl when I see this....
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Notice how many people (as evidenced by the thumbs down) were too stupid to understand the irony of what I just said. Some people can't take a joke, obviously.
2007-09-18 23:32:01 · answer #3 · answered by Ned F 5 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Argh ye yellow bellied fool. Beg like a swine ye never shall! Take what is yers and be on yer merrry way!
NB - How fantastic is the avatar above mine? lol.
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Them land lovers be giving us the thumbs down! Share the wealth amongst yer crew and thumbs up all yer pirate shipmates. We'll tally together and nick their loot. Argh!
2007-09-18 23:31:46 · answer #4 · answered by Fiona F 5 · 5⤊ 3⤋
Aye matey, tis persecution fer sure. Be there any planks thereabouts? Make em landlubbers walk it. The Pirate Way.
2007-09-18 23:31:23 · answer #5 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Arrrr!! That be persecution indeed.
..... i need more pirate-talking practise.
Free Speech for Pirates!
- brought to you by Jedi Master SSej (Pirate-in-training)
2007-09-18 23:30:30 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 2⤋
Avast! Tell those scurvy dog I'll keel haul them! I shall send them to Davey Jones' locker! Where's me pieces of eight?
2007-09-18 23:36:05 · answer #7 · answered by That Guy 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Blasphemy! Hang 'em by the yard arms .. Yarrrr
2007-09-18 23:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by Icy Gazpacho 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Have to wonder is anyone left on this site over five years old.
2007-09-18 23:51:53 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
shiver me timbers, i hope you be talking likes a pirate nos matter wot they be saying, savy.
2007-09-18 23:37:24 · answer #10 · answered by Reesy 2 · 5⤊ 2⤋