How can I be more nerdy?

Question

i need to become nerdy...help?

Answer 1

Read ALL the time, learn to love chess, love school a lot, love to study WAYYY a LOT!

Answer 2

Well, this requires a focus on a peculiar hobby to the exclusion of your connection to people. It helps if you can lose whatever understanding you have of the fact that you have an effect on other people. It will take work, but you can do it.

You need to begin by developing an interest in something peculiar...the fighting beetles of Japan, the prices, stories, and background of the artists and authors of the Mighty Thor comics, the songs of the warblers of Borneo... You get the idea.

Next, you need to share ALL your discoveries with your friends. Be sure to preface your latest discovery with, "Did you know...." Be sure to repeat this to ALL your friends.

You're almost there, but now you need to learn to dress. Ask a beloved aunt what you should buy at the store, and ask her to help you select a few outfits. Your aunt SHOULDN'T be trendy if you do this. As you put on your new outfits, remember that you don't think you have an effect on others, so don't spend much time trying to make your outfit work.

Try to befriend a few nerds for advice on the final touches, and for nerd conversation practice. When you find yourself actually being interested in the egg masses of the Gypsy Moth, you will have achieved your goal. Good luck, and may the Force be with you.

Answer 3

I dont suggest being Nerdy. Nerdy is all about doing your homework and boring stuff like that.

Let the dark side of intelligence corrupt you and become a Geek. We have more fun.. You a fan of Sci-fi and fantasy? Do you like Captain Jack Sparrow or any other character? Do you want to dress up as a pirate and go to a convention where 1000's of people are dressing up just like you and talking about all the same shows, are you wrapped up in a game like world of warcraft? Its really easy just go to a local Fantasy/sci-fi convention in your area. (if you dont know a good one your next question should be "what Fantasy/sci fi conventions are in my area?"

Answer 4

Love computers more than people. Use Bill Gates and Steve Wozniak as role models. Get hooked on the original Star Trek TV series.
Oh, and have absolutely zero self-awareness.

Answer 5

- collect computer magazines
- buy antiq computers on garage sales or on ebay
- Don´t go out with friends anymore unless they drag you to a LAN Party
- Put Scotchtape on your glasses as if they´re broken
- Don´t be interested at all to the opposite gender
- Hate Bill Gates because he owns Microsoft and according to all nerds Windows OS´s are crap
- Start loving Linux OS because it´s so much better than windows
- Start getting into Star Trek
- Become a Trekki
- Start memorising quotes from the following Movies : Star Trek, Star Wars, Matrix
- Put Posters in your Room from Jean Luce Piccard, Data, Luke Skywalker, Anakin Skywalker, Obi Wan Kenobi and Yoda and last but not least Neo and his homies
- Surf the internet for Alien sightings, UFO sightings and the Word "Artificial Intelligence"

That´ll help alot

Answer 6

You are you, don't change, cliques are pathetic. Yes, there may be certain "types" of people but the way in which people get put into groups even in primary school starts to shape their views and even their behaviours related to socialising, intellect and physical appearance.

Answer 7

Get at least 1000 points on Yahoo Answers!

Answer 8

Read more books, watch more movies, don't go outside, listen to loud music, but don't go out of your house unless you need to work or go to school. Don't talk to anyone, unless it's a yes or no type of question.

Answer 9

Continue to post dumb questions that split people into little groups.

Be sure to avoid the "goths", "punks" and "jocks".

Seriously, these stupid little labels are the reason that most people look back on high school with horror.

Answer 10

first of all, you have to get a pocket protector, and put a pen and mechanical pencil in it. (the glasses are a "must" ! put masking tape around the nosepiece to make it look like you broke them and fixed them !)