2007-09-18 20:32:27 · 15 answers · asked by ben t 3 in Pets ➔ Cats
Why is it only lady devine got the joke?
2007-09-18 21:23:46 · update #1
Who said i was going to do it? That is why I asked.
2007-09-18 22:11:31 · update #2
Okay I guess i have to explain the joke if a piece of toast drops it usually drops butter side down. When a cat drops it lands on its feet.
2007-09-18 22:13:51 · update #3
When the cat reached the ground it would start to spin, hovering a few inches off the floor as it is a physical impossibility for a cat not to land on its feet or for toast not to land butter-side down. The cat and the toast would continue spinning and if you attached a little cog and wheel you could create an unexhaustable power source and solve the world's energy crisis. Nuclear power stations would be disbanded, coal mines would close, you would become a hero and the world would prosper with free electricity for all...
Until all the butter went rancid and turned to cheese then the cat would land on its feet and run off into the night cackling at your failure!
2007-09-19 04:58:06 · answer #1 · answered by fordicus 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Right. Kitty would land on all fours and then rip the toast off it's back and lick off all the butter (of course kitty would have to turn the toast over because it always lands butter side down). Then it would jump on the kitchen counter making buttery footprints. Then, the ants would come and I don't think I want to take this any further.
2007-09-19 05:27:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
After the cat landed on it's feet it would run around your home getting butter on the carpet, furniture and who knows what else.
Dude, you need to get out more :)
2007-09-19 03:46:50 · answer #3 · answered by LeslieAnn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The cat would land on all 4's, then you could proceed to clean the greasy butter off of the kitty. Don't you have anything better to do?
2007-09-19 04:41:45 · answer #4 · answered by sharon w 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
"Why is it only lady devine got the joke?"
Not funny, so not a joke. Cats are fabulous. If you are good to them, they are pure love. Anyone who's not good to animals is a loser.
2007-09-19 05:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
All of your friends would laugh at you and call you names until you left school and then left town. The cat, however, would be fine. Perhaps, the next time, you should try this with a skunk. Kindred spirits and all that.
2007-09-19 04:44:06 · answer #6 · answered by stoshisarockin 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You're talking about this aren't you -- http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf111/sf111p15.htm
It's just a gag folks. Pure speculation. Never works in real life.
2007-09-19 19:26:12 · answer #7 · answered by Elaine M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kitty would still land on all fours.
2007-09-19 03:36:51 · answer #8 · answered by Laura S. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kitty would land and devour the toast...
2007-09-19 05:01:40 · answer #9 · answered by Tracey H 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is wrong with you? Leave animals alone and do it to yourself only...go ahead a jump!
2007-09-19 03:57:44 · answer #10 · answered by Calisofie 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋