This man walks in to a psychiatrist's office and lies down on the couch. The shrink says, "What makes you think you need the services of a psychiatrist?" The man replies that he wakes up every night in the kitchen after some pretty crazy sleepwalking. The shrink says, "So, would you like me to try to cure you of sleepwalking?" The man explains that the sleepwalking isn't really the problem. Every time he wakes up he is in the same place, doing the same thing - he has his pajamas around his ankles and his di*k in a jar of peanuts. The psychiatrist says, "I think I
know what your problem is. You're fu**ing nuts."
2007-09-18 19:57:34 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i laugh like mad! hahahhaha! thanks!
2007-09-18 21:10:59 · answer #1 · answered by mia 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's funny!
2007-09-19 03:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by mama3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har har,,thats a real good one!
2007-09-19 04:40:30 · answer #3 · answered by ROCKMUM LOVES BOWIE 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehehe....obvious.....but still funny...u get a star
2007-09-19 03:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by AMY 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY but GOODNITE
2007-09-19 03:18:29 · answer #5 · answered by kay kay 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-19 04:58:49 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-19 03:17:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*schnort*
2007-09-19 03:23:47 · answer #8 · answered by Delicious Pear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋