Allah says to Muslim,
I will supply you beutiful young girls.
I will also supply you wine.
I will supply you comforted couches
If any person offer you to supply all above mentioned things what will you call him?
2007-09-18 18:38:42 · 11 answers · asked by Saith 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
So Allah has 100 name not 99.
2007-09-18 18:49:59 · update #1
A pimp?
2007-09-18 18:42:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Allah's ninety nine names are mentioned and proved through test of knowledge and time.
But I propose your name "BASTARD 100", read the story behind your great name:
Once upon a time a sunky king asked his minister to bring 100 confirmed bastards within one month and failure will be death. Now minister started wandering in search but he could not find even one. He decided to run away from the area. On the he found a man walking on the path with a basket of sweats on his head and clothes under his arm pit. Minister reached to him and started walking beside him and asked "where are you going? He replied "My wife has run away with a man one year before and now she has given birth to a son. And I am going to give this to her to share this great happiness." Minister asked him "you know me?" He replied, "No".
Minister asked him will you be able to come on the end of this month to the court I will give you a 100 thousand gold coins. On the appointed day he reached. Minister was called to the courst and asked for question. He went out and bring him. King spoke to him that you are joking with me, do you need death. Minister said please ask this man about his travel and decide if he do not cover worth of 100 then death no problem. King asked his story and agreed with minister to accept this one equal to 100. So the story finishes.
2007-09-18 19:16:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I will ask you only one question ARE YOU MUSLIM? I am sure not. but even you are not Muslim please don't say any thing wrong to our religion or to Almighty Allah.
As we can bear any thing but we can’t ignore if some one will say any thing wrong to ISLAM OR TO ALLAH (SWT)
For all who replied to this question for you Allah says in HOLY QURAN
6. As to those who reject Faith, it is the same to them whether thou warn them or do not warn them; they will not believe.
7. Allah hath set a seal on their hearts and on their hearing, and on their eyes is a veil; great is the penalty they (incur).
May Allah Show you all the right way (Ameen)
2007-09-18 19:43:08 · answer #3 · answered by Sam Halla (Allah please help us) 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Anti-Christ
2007-09-18 18:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by sympleesymple 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You can attribute good, whatever you want to God Almighty,Thousand or more, but His personal name is " ALLAH ".
Those ninety nine attributes are not name.
2007-09-18 19:27:56 · answer #5 · answered by sincere 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allah -- The party animal!
I'm not sure I trust a religion that cuts your hands off for stealing, stones you to death for extramarital sex, but allows debauchery in heaven.
Maybe it's just me, but it would seem that you have to ignore a lot of nonsense to believe in some religions.
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Rational-Debate
:-)
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2007-09-18 18:45:47 · answer #6 · answered by Seeker 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The proprietor of a cat house.
2007-09-18 18:45:06 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Dogman.
2007-09-18 19:09:11 · answer #8 · answered by Beavis Christ AM 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Procrastinator. (promises, promises)
2007-09-18 18:49:48 · answer #9 · answered by taurus 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pimp daddy
2007-09-18 18:50:57 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋