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1. Thou shalt annoy thy neighbors with thy religion
2. Thou shalt decree all things un-Biblical to be wrong even if such things are actually right
3. Thou shalt not observe freedom of speech unless it gives credence to thy religion
4. Remember 911 and to use it to do war with the Muslims
5. Honor thy priest or minister with money
6. Thou shalt kill abortion clinic doctors and gays
7. Thou shalt be sexually repressed
8. Thou shalt steal the rights of those who don't believe
9. Thou shalt be hypocritical
10. Thou shalt be self righteous

2007-09-18 17:08:13 · answer #1 · answered by Demopublican 6 · 2 2

I'll do it from memory using the acrostic I learned in church this summer. LIFEGUARDS (as in the 10 commandments are like lifeguards that keep us safe from harm).

1. Love God First (you shall have no other gods before me)
2. Idos Can't Help (you shall not make idols of anything)
3. Fear God's Name (you shall not misuse the name of the Lord)
4. Enjoy a Rest (six days you shall work but the seventh is a sabbath to the Lord, you shall not work on the sabbath).
5. Give Your Parents Respect (honor your father and your mother)
6. Understand that Life is Valuable (you shall not kill)
7. Adultery is Wrong (you shall not commit adultery)
8. Resist Stealing (you shall not steal)
9. Don't Lie (you shall not give false testimony against your neighbor)
10. Stay Content (you shall not covet your neighbor's house...etc...)

2007-09-18 17:05:25 · answer #2 · answered by KAL 7 · 1 1

no longer murdering (the unique wording) #a million by employing a approaches. no longer stealing #2. fake witness #3 way at the back of the different 2. Honor parents extremely makes the record...i comprehend somewhat some father and mom unworthy of honoring. the relax 6 are completely inconsequential.

2016-10-09 10:53:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Exodus 20:1-17
The Ten Commandments
1 And God spoke all these words:
2 "I am the LORD your God, who brought you out of Egypt, out of the land of slavery.
3 "You shall have no other gods before [a] me.
4 "You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below. 5 You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the fathers to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me, 6 but showing love to a thousand {generations} of those who love me and keep my commandments.
7 "You shall not misuse the name of the LORD your God, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses his name.
8 "Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy. 9 Six days you shall labor and do all your work, 10 but the seventh day is a Sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your manservant or maidservant, nor your animals, nor the alien within your gates. 11 For in six days the LORD made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, but he rested on the seventh day. Therefore the LORD blessed the Sabbath day and made it holy.
12 "Honor your father and your mother, so that you may live long in the land the LORD your God is giving you.
13 "You shall not murder.
14 "You shall not commit adultery.
15 "You shall not steal.
16 "You shall not give false testimony against your neighbor.
17 "You shall not covet your neighbor's house. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife, or his manservant or maidservant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor."

2007-09-18 17:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Katie B 3 · 3 1

1. Thou shalt not make rash decisions.
2. Thou shalt not hurt others.
3. Thou shalt not hurt thyself.
4. Thou shalt not believe in things which lack supporting evidence.
5. Thou shalt not pretend that humanity is the center of the universe.
6. Thou shalt not ignore the future consequences of your actions.
7. Thou shalt not ignore those who are suffering.
8. Thou shalt not stand and watch while others are working.
9. Thou shalt not choose ignorance instead of education.
10. Thou shalt not pretend that humanity is the only sentient form of life.

Or at least that's what they should be.

2007-09-18 17:07:55 · answer #5 · answered by scifiguy 6 · 0 2

Different Christian denominations split up the list differently, you know. There are something like thirteen or so actual rules listed, but the bilble calls it ten, so depending on what denomination you are you'll list them differently.

2007-09-18 17:11:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Thou

2007-09-18 17:00:42 · answer #7 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 0 2

i know the ten commandments,but in the new testimante Jesus narrow it down to two so i will tell you. Love your Father God above all, And love thy neighbor as you would love yourself.

2007-09-18 17:03:56 · answer #8 · answered by karen c 2 · 4 2

If you call yourself by your avatar, the 10 commandments shouldn't matter to you, cause where your going, you won't need them!

2007-09-18 17:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by trinity 3 · 1 2

Why do you need to know? Go to biblegateway.com and type in Exodus 20 or Deuteronomy 5.

2007-09-18 16:58:16 · answer #10 · answered by JesusFirst2Day 3 · 2 2

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