Two cowboys from Arkansas walk into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust from their throats. They stand at the bar, drinking their beers and talking quietly about cattle prices.
Suddenly a woman at a table behind them, who had been eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.
"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.
The woman shakes her head "No"
"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.
The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.
The first cowboy walks over to her, lifts up the back of her skirt, yanks down her panties, and slowly runs his tongue from the back of her thigh up to the small of her back. This shocks the woman to a violent spasm, the obstruction flies out of her mouth, and she begins to breathe again.
The cowboy walks back over to the bar and takes a drink of his beer.
His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.
2007-09-18 16:54:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol....didn't see that coming!....u get a star
2007-09-18 17:37:41 · answer #1 · answered by AMY 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I can not deal with this at 2 a.m. in the morning and without sleep,yet!
2007-09-26 03:02:14 · answer #2 · answered by marlynembrindle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that was hillarious. Rofl nice one star for u
2007-09-19 00:37:38 · answer #3 · answered by Creepy Man2 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ignorance is funny.
2007-09-24 13:31:57 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that was soooooooooooo gooddddddddd!!!!!
LMFAO!!!!
You get funnier by the minute!!!!!!!!
nfdâ¥
2007-09-19 03:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thats really funny!
2007-09-19 01:08:30 · answer #6 · answered by anonymous random guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-09-22 19:12:55 · answer #7 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol my hubby loved this one!
2007-09-26 12:47:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, uh, that was,.. creative!
2007-09-19 00:16:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You really make my day!!!!
2007-09-20 12:42:17 · answer #10 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋