Was it God who humbled cookies? They're warm, they taste good, and they don't talk back. A cookie's love for you is endless and its modesty near-unattainable.
What all is your excuse?
2007-09-18 16:42:43 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*Reads answers and wipes humble tear from eye* Yeah, so, I love y'all, y'know. Just sayin'.
2007-09-18 17:05:57 · update #1
My excuse, I don't want to be eaten.
Plus, I like to eat cookies, which would be hard to do if I was more like them, that would be cannibalism
*sneaks past Thricy, grabs two cookies* Hiya how are you today? *hands Thricey a cookie* See I made you a cookie, and I didn't eated it!
*walks away and eats other cookie*
2007-09-19 03:40:34 · answer #1 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The last time someone shoved me into an oven... oh, wait: That'd probably be seen as a Holocaust joke and be reported. Let me rewind.
Cookies aren't humble. They KNOW that they're damned good! There's that look they give you that just screams, "Eat me!"
Eat me. So simple, isn't it? Ah, such is the wisdom of the cookie.
2007-09-19 17:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There is NOTHING humble about a double Chocolate chip cookie with chocolate chunks in it. Nothing at all. It's the Grandest thing humanly possible. Almost Royal in it's Grandeur. LOL
BB,
Raji the Green Witch
2007-09-19 03:01:52 · answer #3 · answered by Raji the Green Witch 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cookies crumble, I'm not sure if they're humble. They don't talk back because they're snotty. They very well know that they are God's gift to cookie munchers like you and me. =)
2007-09-18 16:53:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is the maker who imparts wonderful qualities to the cookies, which is why your cookies are remarkable for their comfort and power to cheer the spirit. Your cookies have the touch of divinity, rendered by your tender touch.
Other cookies cannot compare; they leave the soul wanting, but your cookies are salvation in themself.
(((((THRICE)))))
2007-09-18 16:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Ayyy, thou asking a pirate to be a cookie on the Pirate day! Thou shall meet your Davey Jones this moment!
BTW, are you a sea monster?
2007-09-19 00:33:03 · answer #6 · answered by Kaizar 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The cookie goddess be me favorite cookie in th' world, happy seafarin' hearty`s tide. Me lovely matey.
Ya bilge rat who ortin' t' be keel hauled!
2007-09-19 06:44:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Cookies don't question.
They get devoured by their superiors.
:-) Think of all that young, naive, innocent virgin chocolate chip cookies -- I want to be the god of the cookies!
"from dough they came, to dough they shall return."
2007-09-18 16:53:10 · answer #8 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I wish we could be like cookies... I don't think cookies get headaches.
:-(
I wish I could be like a cookie... but still use the computer. I don't think cookies have fingers...... or brains.
2007-09-18 16:47:00 · answer #9 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you might need a cookie right now
munchies?
2007-09-18 16:45:45 · answer #10 · answered by cadisneygirl 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋