or whenever they do it whenever I die....
What will u do? What will you bring me?
Will you cry for sadness or for happiness that I'm gone?
Hey! you need something Chuck Norris related to come to my funeral, OK? ^_^
2007-09-18 16:37:34 · 14 answers · asked by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dont worry Princess, we will get a pirate prince to save you, ship ahoy.lol. lv Jo xx
2007-09-19 06:06:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
If I learn about your death I will never be able to watch Chuck again, for the memory of your pure love for him will remind me you passed away at such a young age.
I guess I would be sad because of selfishness, as you won't be here asking questions - making people happy.
I'd be happy at the same time: of course you will be able to watch all of Chucks movies and TV shows, and have quite a collection of memorabilia waiting for Mr. Norris in heaven when he arrives.
If I could possible be there in person I would, most likely I will be with you in spirit, as I am stuck with no vacation time. (Well I could try and say we're related, hmm. Do people get time off for second cousins? If I have money I'll do that and be there. Of course I'll have a few movies and pictures of CN for you.)
Are you just tired of studying? And feeling brain squeezed? Maybe eat some real food - like a carrot, or fruit. Maybe something NOT microwaved!
Now back to the books - your not dying.
2007-09-18 23:54:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I'd cry for you. Sadness that you're gone....Don't know something Chuck Norris related to bring though.
2007-09-20 00:38:27 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Of course those of us who know you,would be emotionally affected...this is too sad to talk about...let's lighten it up with a Bobble-head Chuck Norris figure for the casket...and then we Christians will pray for you to be raised from the dead(it does happen still)...and then everyone would be happy again..and would get a kick out of the Bobble-head Chuck Norris thing...I just love happy endings.
2007-09-18 23:49:53 · answer #4 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
None of the above. I don't know you. I don't know where you live. Lastly, if you chose eternal survival, then maybe I'll see you there if not here. Quit worrying about your funeral. It is not for you. It for those still left here behind you.
2007-09-18 23:43:30 · answer #5 · answered by Holly Carmichael 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No. I wouldn't have enough time to attend every funeral that occurs each day in the world.
2007-09-18 23:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Theban 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeaaargh. Now is the time for burying the plunder, not yer booty. Too much sand in yer 'wares. Aaargh, itchy it be.
Happy 19th to yeaaargh.
2007-09-19 00:42:36 · answer #7 · answered by Preys With A Claw 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well...I doubt there will be an uproar like with "susan J" what a freaking fraud....
Anyway, if you die, I doubt anyone will know about it...we'll just be like "hey...what happened to what's her face?"
2007-09-18 23:49:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm not coming to your funeral, dude, but don't feel bad... I don't think badly of you or anything.
... well, maybe that you're an attention-seeker, but that's all.
2007-09-18 23:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
can I sing at it? I'll bring a bucket to carry the tune in.
2007-09-18 23:47:11 · answer #10 · answered by Hannah's Grandpa 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋