Doctor doctor, I keep thinking I'm a moth.
Actually I'm a GP, and I think you need a psychiatrist.
Oh, I know that, but I saw your light was on.
Doctor, doctor, please help me, I feel really ugly,
Just lie on the couch. Face down.
2007-09-18 16:29:33 · 11 answers · asked by frogg135 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Doctor Bob had sex with one of his patients and had felt guilty all day long.
No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming.
Every once in a while, however, he'd hear that soothing voice, within himself, trying to reassure him: "Bob, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients, and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go."
But invariably another voice would bring him back to reality: "Bob, you're a veterinarian!"
2007-09-18 17:05:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Doctor, doctor! No one will talk to me!
Doctor: Next!
2007-09-18 16:38:16 · answer #2 · answered by Double Array 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good liked the first one
2007-09-18 21:48:37 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-18 20:34:59 · answer #4 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-09-18 16:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by hazel2000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First One made me laugh *looks at it again* LOL!
2007-09-18 16:53:09 · answer #6 · answered by Paris C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 2nd, the 1st ones an oldie! lol
2007-09-19 01:27:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha! like the first one.
2007-09-18 16:35:31 · answer #8 · answered by Lov'n IT! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-18 21:11:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao.lol
2007-09-18 20:16:26 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋