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I've seen Jesus on Milk Cartons but never at the bank. If Jesus really does save does he use a "piggy" bank or a little golden calf bank?

2007-09-18 15:20:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

8 answers

Jesus saves.
Moses invests.
Mohammed plunders his capital.

( stop groaning! Admit it! you grinned!)

2007-09-18 15:44:37 · answer #1 · answered by ✡mama pajama✡ 7 · 1 0

He does online banking and uses the ATM when he needs extra cash.

2007-09-18 22:26:19 · answer #2 · answered by NONAME 5 · 3 0

The bank is a lose-lose situation, he saves at Wal-Mart.

2007-09-18 22:26:07 · answer #3 · answered by bloodsanctum 4 · 3 1

the bank is heaven my friend, are you saving up?

2007-09-18 22:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

thats the babyface nelson

2007-09-18 22:52:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

THAT'S THE PROMO FOR HIS BANK IN SWITZERLAND.HE'S THE BANKER

2007-09-18 22:26:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ψ 4 · 2 0

Your Christian bashing is duly noted. Try not to be uncouth, dear one.

2007-09-18 22:36:12 · answer #7 · answered by Devoted1 7 · 0 2

He uses direct deposit.

2007-09-19 16:17:59 · answer #8 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1 0

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