2007-09-18 13:33:32 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Good news everyone!
This "God" character tried to smite me about 10 years ago, but thanks to my latest invention, the "Smite-B-Gone".
2007-09-18 13:39:21 · answer #1 · answered by Professor Farnsworth 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When was the last time he smote someone who was doing something other than enjoying life or picking up sticks on Sunday?
2007-09-18 13:37:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last time "smote" was used in normal conversation?
2007-09-18 13:37:46 · answer #3 · answered by Skeff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea he grow to be smiting and smoting everywhere. He grow to be telling Moses to take out females men infants and animals. you could study the e book "The Bible Unmasked" a stable trick he advised Moses to hamstring all the horses back legs so Moses ought to win some conflict or different.
2016-10-19 01:14:15 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't smite. You can take every lump in life and blame it on God, if you desire to do so. Some people do. God is merciful and forgiving and just. He is not an ogre. Just lean on him when the hard times come and he will see you through.
2007-09-18 13:40:19 · answer #5 · answered by Me, Too 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He smote me once, but I don't like to talk about it.
2007-09-18 13:37:35 · answer #6 · answered by MyMichelle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you access His official smiting database? I think you can download it as an Excel spreadsheet from His website. I don't know the URL, but maybe if you pray hard enough it will come to you. Be forewarned: it is probably very large and slow to download. Also, make sure your anti-virus software is up-to-date before you open it.
2007-09-18 14:06:11 · answer #7 · answered by 222 Sexy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Blesses&judges everyday.
2007-09-18 13:38:54 · answer #8 · answered by Maurice H 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
,He doesn't smites anybody. Each one of us do it, each time we transgress Law of Life.
God is a Being of LOVE, not of punishment.
You get what you want to have. Everyone have the results of what he or she did sawing the seeds, according to that will be the harvest.
Search and you will find all your answers.
2007-09-18 13:51:56 · answer #9 · answered by lightflower4 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is not done smoting...the devil will get his due in Revelations......:)
2007-09-18 13:38:39 · answer #10 · answered by i sharpen 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't need to smite.There are plenty of religious zealots ready to step up and do it in his name.
2007-09-18 13:44:14 · answer #11 · answered by jesbud51 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋