A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular basis and would like some more.
"I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "We don't have any!"
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks
the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and get it."
She returns with the container and hands it to the pharmacist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back and reads out
loud from the container.........
(Wait for it).
"TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."
2007-09-18 13:08:49 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
star if u like it ppl :-) x
2007-09-18 13:13:43 · update #1
wow thats gotta be the funniest one I've heard! Nice! You definitly deserve a star!
Although I am a blonde myself lol. More of a blonde brown though I guess.
Wanna hear another one?
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead - each homeless, that decided to sneak into a barn in the middle of the night for shelter. They stayed there for five minutes or so, but then heard the farmer approaching. He had probably heard them talking.
They looked around in the barn and there were three potato sacks that they could hide in. They each quickly went in to hide themselves.
"Who's there?" the farmer said. He checked behind the hay bails, and in the animal stalls. Then he saw the potatoe sacks.
He shook the one with the brunette in it.
"WOOF WOOF" said the brunette.
"Oh,"said the farmer. "nothing here but dogs."
He went to the next sack where the readhead was.
"MEOW, MEOW" said the redhead.
"Oh,"said the farmer. "nothing her but cats"
He went to the next sack where the blonde was and shook it.
"POTATOES, POTATOES," said the blonde.
Made me laugh, and was the best blonde joke I've heard until I heard yours. I had to share it, incase you think its funny too.
2007-09-18 13:13:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Rare for me not to expect the punch line so you get a star from me as actually made me smile not groan
2007-09-18 13:26:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've mostly never heard any of your jokes before and I was oddly pleased and surprised to know that I heard the taxidermy one before.
2016-05-18 00:19:17 · answer #3 · answered by shawna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Have a star.
2007-09-18 13:15:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 13:11:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmaoooo thats a very good one
2007-09-18 14:00:00 · answer #6 · answered by Mr. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent heres a star
2007-09-18 13:30:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant. Star as well.
2007-09-18 18:54:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha very cool i think i will star it now you should give me 10 points
2007-09-18 14:46:34 · answer #9 · answered by horselover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. but im not really in a mood for blonde jokes, sry.
2007-09-18 13:14:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥frisco♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋