when I type a word with 2 o's, only one o appears.
Such as good = god !!
Is this the big sign I have been waiting for or -
is my keyboard knackered?
2007-09-18 12:59:57 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You have a classic case of demonic keyboard possession. You invited the demons in by typing logical things and not having faith that an invisible entity that exists "outside time and space" could save your keyboard. You must repent immediately, and then send me 10% of everything you have ever or will ever earn in your life, and then sign this waiver allowing me to do your thinking for you for the next 2000 years or until your spirit stops being reborn on this plane of existance, whichever comes first.
2007-09-18 13:06:55 · answer #1 · answered by That Guy 4 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Hi.....
What do you mean.... 'big sign i have been waiting for'???
You do not sound er....very atheist?
Perhaps you are agnostic, dont believe in 'god' because there is no proof, but 'would' believe if given proof!?
Perhaps your keyboard has been taken over by Satan, another 'mythical' figure, 'not' to believe in!?
Perhaps PC World or some other Computer shop, could help you, with your 'understanding' of 'god'!! ?
2007-09-19 01:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by Paul222@England 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the keyboard is indeed knackered, try using 0's instead for a more satisfying experience.
2007-09-18 13:03:29 · answer #3 · answered by kiddo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, Shipmate
Yur keyboard's got a mind of its own, just like a good atheist.
Don't worry - splice the mainbrace.
2007-09-19 08:37:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If it only happens when you type "good," then I'd say it's a sign, but if it happens with every "oo" word you type, then you have a messed up keyboard.
2007-09-18 13:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by Starfall 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think it's a sign that you should stop eating lunch over your keyboard.
2007-09-18 13:14:53 · answer #6 · answered by skepsis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God speaks in mysterious way's, he spoke through Balams Donkey
2007-09-18 13:26:44 · answer #7 · answered by Rev.Michelle 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!
I see double at this time of night/morning...even more worrying is whenever I see the word god, I see good!
2007-09-18 13:11:49 · answer #8 · answered by cananddo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my keyboard did the same thing. I was typing the word "Switch" but I accidentally left off the "S" and it came to me like a bolt of lightning!!!! THE GODDESS LADY MOTHER EARTH WANTED ME TO SWITCH AND BECOME A WITCH.
It couldn't have been clearer
2007-09-18 13:05:09 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
No you have the born again typing auto correct turned on.
2007-09-18 13:35:50 · answer #10 · answered by DAVID C 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋