2007-09-18 12:25:11 · 9 answers · asked by jerry g 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tap your heels together three times and say, "I am an atheist minister, I am an atheist minister..."
2007-09-18 12:34:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have to go on a fast, eating only 10 poppy seeds at midnight each night for 3 weeks, then you must visit the holy site of the Natural History Museum in London, paying homage to all the great 'ministers' that came before you. You must read The God Delusion 3 times, email Richard Dawkins every day for a month whilst balancing a glass of lemon tea on your right temple, then you will be accepted into the ministry of atheism as a novice.
Do not believe all the other answers - this is the one true way.
An atheist
2007-09-18 19:35:16 · answer #2 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
atheist is not a religion it's an ideal of no god or belief. So you can't be an ordained minister for atheists in NY. Because it's not a religion
2007-09-18 19:32:29 · answer #3 · answered by Misfit_101 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as an ordained minister atheist.
2007-09-18 19:32:22 · answer #4 · answered by asgspifs 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's no such thing as an ordained atheist minster. Atheism is not a religion. Who ever told you otherwise lied to you.
2007-09-18 19:35:47 · answer #5 · answered by James M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The funny thing is, Atheism is in fact a recognized religion by our government. Looks like we get prayer in school back! Wouldn't want the religion of Atheism in our schools,lol. Gotta keep'm seperated. Can't have it both ways:)
2007-09-18 19:44:27 · answer #6 · answered by heismanu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check into Belleview!
2007-09-18 19:31:59 · answer #7 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe they are looking for any ordained clergy at the moment..........
2007-09-18 19:31:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Join the ULC
2007-09-18 19:32:15 · answer #9 · answered by Nightwind 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋