A little girl is on a nude beach. She comes up to a man lying underneath his beach umbrella and asks, "What is that?" pointing to the man's private parts. The man says, "That's my bird." Then the man fell asleep. When the man woke up he was in excruciating pain and had to go to the hospital. The doctors were baffled as to why he was in such pain for no particular reason, so he asked if there was anyone near him at the time. He told the doctors, "A little girl." They brought the little girl in and asked her questions. Here was her answer: "After I played with the bird for a while, it spit at me. So I broke its neck, burnt its nest, and cracked its eggs.
I thought this was funny!
2007-09-18 12:03:15 · 10 answers · asked by Alice 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHAHA THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD! wow i have heard the joke exept i havent heard the broke its neck burnt its nest and cracked its eggs THAT IS SOOO A STAR! =D
2007-09-18 12:32:07 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had heard a different version b4, but still got a good laugh anyways, always comes out funny, haha.
2007-09-18 21:14:00 · answer #2 · answered by cardinalgran 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 13:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny for me to read. needed the laugh
2007-09-18 20:40:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch.
sucks for him
not bad, but definitely dirty
2007-09-18 12:07:35 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol star 4 u!
2007-09-18 12:07:25 · answer #6 · answered by Sailor America 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha but mean
2007-09-18 20:31:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yowsa! that is one heavy sleeper!
2007-09-18 12:08:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jasmine A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ooh, scheizer!
2007-09-18 12:56:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor guy...
2007-09-18 12:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋