An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen & done everything, & the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself,
she came to the conclusion that the quickest & surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart.
The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor & asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.
So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
2007-09-18 11:33:18 · 13 answers · asked by Kristen 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An old one, no pun intended, but still funny!
2007-09-18 17:02:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 18:40:48 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahhahzahahhahahahaahhahah OMG it took me like 10 seconds to get..... hahahahahahhahahahah thats soo funny
2007-09-18 18:43:38 · answer #3 · answered by Corey <3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha hA HeeHeE
Here's a star
2007-09-18 19:00:54 · answer #4 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love your joke, it is really hillarious.
2007-09-18 18:39:14 · answer #5 · answered by Laughing with you not at you 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha! thats so funny kinda gross as well, but nevertheless!
2007-09-18 18:37:49 · answer #6 · answered by puurplemooose 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow
2007-09-18 18:37:05 · answer #7 · answered by emilia 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe that is funny. star!
2007-09-18 18:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by sabine 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny!!!!!LOL
2007-09-18 18:51:24 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well they don't sag THAT much
2007-09-18 19:03:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋