A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores. "Not yet," said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his chores. Well, he's a little pissed, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig.
He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks. "Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, for a week either. I also saw you kick the cow, so, for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"
2007-09-18 11:22:56 · 15 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahahaha!! Can I tell him!! hahahahaha!!
2007-09-18 16:44:13 · answer #1 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent golden oldie, just before 5am, burst out laughing, will answer rest from local sanitorium?
2007-09-18 16:57:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 11:32:33 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk tsk Fnar Fnar. What a witty little thing you are.!
2007-09-18 22:09:55 · answer #4 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one
2007-09-19 00:10:01 · answer #5 · answered by David M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one there Jim!!!
2007-09-18 19:23:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yuk yuk very funny!!
2007-09-18 11:56:03 · answer #7 · answered by theladygeorge 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe! that's a good one. tell some more!
2007-09-18 11:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by sabine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! that was your besr EVER!!!!!!! i laughed soooooooooo hards. 1000 stars for you.
2007-09-18 12:04:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
pmsl, excellent! love those kid jokes. star!
2007-09-18 11:56:31 · answer #10 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋