Little Jimmy was supposed to have a 'current event' every day for school.
He never did his homework and one day his teacher said, "Jimmy, if you don't have a current event for class tomorrow you will fail and have to take this class again next year."
He went home, went to bed, and forgot all about it. The next morning on his way to school he remembered and thought to himself, damn I forgot to prepare my school event.Then he saw a cat with two dogs chasing it, running across the railway line. The cat made it across but a train hit the dogs.
When he got to school he yelled, "Teacher, teacher, I have my current event!!"
She said, "OK what is it, Jimmy?"
He told her, "This morning on my way to school I saw a cat run across the railway line and the two dogs that were chasing it hot hit in the ar*e by a train."
She said, "Jimmy!! Don't use foul language like that....say 'rectum'."
Little Jimmy laughed and said, "Wrecked 'em, hell, it killed 'em both."
2007-09-18 11:02:29 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent one Fidgety.!!!
10/10 for the word play, Rectum & Wrecked them, lol.!!!
Still laughing, cheers.!!!
2007-09-18 19:58:57 · answer #1 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 11:21:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 10:23:55 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old but still worth a chuckle
2007-09-18 11:10:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 18:27:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 11:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by vivienne s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 11:29:38 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-18 11:19:00 · answer #8 · answered by Grace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋