20. The cucumber has left the salad.
19. I can see the gun of Navarone.
18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.
17. You've got Windows on your laptop.
16. Sailor Ned's trying to take a little shore leave.
15. Your soldier ain't so unknown now.
14. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
13. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.
12. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson...
11. Your pod bay door is open, Hal.
10. Elvis Junior has LEFT the building!
9. Mini Me is making a break for the escape pod.
8. Ensign Hanes is reporting a hull breach on the lower deck, Sir!
7. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
6. Dr. Kimble has escaped!
5. You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary."
4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction...
3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
2. I'm talking about Shaft, can you dig it?
And the number one way to tell someone their fly is unzipped...
1. I thought you were crazy, now I see your nuts.
2007-09-18 10:36:51 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! My mom grounded my brother for saying ..
"I see London
I see France
I see--------'s
underpants!"
Hmmmm! I wonder what Mom would have said!...smile
2007-09-18 11:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Calling Mr. Hardwick
calling Harry Nutz
calling Mr. Foreskin
2007-09-25 10:58:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're all great but # 1 is my favorite,Few MOre
The Bar is Open and The bartender is Out.
If you are from Victoria Secret,your Secret is out.
Fly Robin Fly....
Watch your Bird,Cause the Cage is Open.
2007-09-24 12:36:44 · answer #3 · answered by emerald 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha @ Number 18.
2007-09-18 12:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by ♆Şрhĩņxy - Lost In Time. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
21. Pinkie is poking through the veranda
22. You have egg on your face
23. Nice nuts!
2007-09-18 10:50:04 · answer #5 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Close your barn door before the horse escapes.
2007-09-18 10:58:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol. Number 1 is the funniest.
2007-09-26 10:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Eric DiLaurentis 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Woot! I love it. I like the last one, but number 2 should be "Men are from mars, women can see your penis" Get it?
2007-09-25 07:55:06 · answer #8 · answered by Kaeldra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
another way would be
Have you been shaking hands with the milkman ?
Sry I'm feeling perverted
2007-09-22 14:14:11 · answer #9 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol I think the 5th one is the funniest.
Very good ones though.
2007-09-18 12:18:42 · answer #10 · answered by I hate Hillary Clinton 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋