40-ish means: 48
Adventurer means: Has had more partners than you ever will
Affectionate means: Possessive
Artist means: Unreliable
Average looking means: You figure this one out
Beautiful means: Pathological liar
Commitment-minded means: Pick out curtains, now!
Communication important means: Just try to get a word in edgewise
Contagious Smile means: Bring your penicillin
Educated means: College dropout
Emotionally Secure means: Medicated
Employed means: Has part-time job stuffing envelopes at home
Enjoys art and opera means: Snob
Enjoys Nature means: Bring your own granola
Exotic Beauty means: Would frighten a Martian
Financially Secure means: One paycheck from the street
Free spirit means: Substance abuser
Friendship first means: Trying to live down reputation as slut
Fun means: Annoying
Gentle means: Comatose
Good Listener means: Hard to pull a word from her
Humorous means: Caustic
Intuitive means: Your opinion doesn't count
In Transition means: Needs new sugar-daddy to pay the bills
Light drinker means: Lush
Looks younger means: If viewed from far away in bad light
Loves Travel means: If you're paying
Loves Animals means: Cat lady
Non-traditional means: Ex-husband lives in the basement
Open-minded means: Desperate
Outgoing means: Loud
Passionate means: Loud
Poet means: Depressive Schizophrenic
Redhead means: Shops on the Clairol aisle
Reliable means: Frumpy
Reubenesque means: You can figure this one out
Romantic means: Looks better by candle light
Self-employed means: Jobless
Smart means: Insipid
Special means: Rode the small schoolbus w/ tinted windows
Spiritual means: Involved with a cult
Stable means: Boring
Tall, thin means: Anorexic
Tan means: Wrinkled
Wants Soulmate means: One step away from stalking
Widow Nagged means: first husband to death
Writer means: Pompous
Young at heart means: How about the rest
2007-09-18 10:14:22 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
--for those of you may not find this to be funny, hey, its only a joke..let's have some fun-- :)
2007-09-18 10:28:42 · update #1
Thank You.
2007-09-18 15:21:11 · update #2
Too funny!! But true!!
2007-09-18 10:22:05 · answer #1 · answered by Ginny 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
DC you did it again. Got me laughing uncontrollably.
I love what you wrote down. I've never felt the need to
look at classifieds as I am happily married. But I sure
didn't know what I was missing with the way they are
worded----and what it REALLY means. My laugh for
the day!! x
2007-09-18 10:22:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think it was accurate for a few things, and pretty funny as well, not sure if I agree with all, maybe a little too much time shopping in the classifieds.
2007-09-18 10:23:20 · answer #3 · answered by ?? yaddajean ?? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely had to star!~
It's true and mostly the same could be said the other way around.
2007-09-18 10:26:50 · answer #4 · answered by Sen 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2014-08-01 06:15:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only the truth is funny. Now, that's FUNNY!
2007-09-18 10:32:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ok, i didn't finish reading all of it, i only got halfway, but that was funny. same goes for men though...so don't try to make us women look like total psychos either.
2007-09-18 10:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
You raise some good points in your question.
2016-08-24 16:31:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Opps I What was the question for me to answer ? This is a good one it is very hilarious. You make my day!!
2007-09-18 10:26:20 · answer #9 · answered by Vannili 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2014-05-06 13:23:41 · answer #10 · answered by ? 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry, I forgot the question!
2007-09-18 10:19:39 · answer #11 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋