Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Linda, says, 'Where in the
hell have you been?'
Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned 'What kind of tattoo did
you Get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking?' she said, shaking her head
in disdain.
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill
tattooed on his privates?'
'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.'
Larry is recovering in room 232 at John Hopkins Hospital.
2007-09-18 10:12:28 · 30 answers · asked by blackfirescorpio05 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wow
2007-09-18 10:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by Nathaniel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard wanna go blow a hundred bucks before but not the others..funny funny!!
2007-09-18 17:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute
2007-09-18 18:47:53 · answer #3 · answered by slk29406 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew a blonde who was getting married to a lepidopterist. She went to the tattoo parlour and said "Can you tattoo a butterfly on each of the cheeks of my butt. I want to surprise my husband on the wedding night?"
"Sorry." He says. "I don't do butterflies."
"Never mind." She says. "Do a couple of bees."
On the wedding night she undresses, turns her naked back on her husband and bends over.
"Who's BoB then?" He asked.
2007-09-18 17:25:53 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 19:10:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke--last line unecessary 7 out of 10
2007-09-18 17:16:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha i just sent that joke in an email to everyone at my job!
2007-09-18 17:17:59 · answer #7 · answered by Yankeefan1986 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea
What parlor did he go to.
I wanna get a twenty
2007-09-18 17:15:58 · answer #8 · answered by Scratchy_Joe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. the hospital part got me. too funny.
2007-09-18 19:14:15 · answer #9 · answered by Sleepless in MN 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sucks for larry i feel a divorse lol
2007-09-18 17:20:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good : D LOL!!! Thank you, I needed a laugh.
2007-09-19 05:55:07 · answer #11 · answered by Hopeful 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋