Little Johnny rushes home from school. He invades the fridge and is scooping out some cherry vanilla ice cream when his mother enters the kitchen. She says, "Put that away, Little Johnny. You can’t have ice cream now. It’s too close to supper time. Go outside and play."
Little Johnny whimpers and says, "There’s no one to play with."
Trying to placate him, she says, "OK. I’ll play with you. What do you want to play?"
"I wanna play ’Mommie and Daddy,’" Little Johnny whines in reply.
Trying not to register surprise, and to further appease him, she says, "Fine, I’ll play. What do I do?"
Little Johnny says, "You go up to the bedroom and lie down as if you’re taking a nap."
Figuring that she can easily control the situation, Mom goes upstairs.
Little Johnny, acting a bit cocky, swaggers down the hall and opens the utility closet. He puts on his fathers old fishing hat. As he starts up the stairs, he notices a cigarette butt in the ashtray on the end table. He picks it up and slips it in the corner of his mouth. At the top of the stairs he moves to the bedroom doorway.
His mother raises her head and asks, "What do I do now?"
In a gruff manner, Little Johnny says, "Get your *** downstairs and get that kid some ice cream!"
2007-09-18 09:21:11 · 20 answers · asked by ☠CHUCKY ☠™ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! kids always playing tricks on their parent , even when it's no Halloween!!!....lol
2007-09-19 03:19:29 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥ Hazey Pazey ♥~ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i can not lie, it quite is the only humorous tale i heard interior the day that made me snort and guess what this is 12 o' clock, my mum and dad are snoozing of their room, so i couldn'r chortle making sound, yet i replaced into death to chortle out loud, my abdomen is paining. i stored the soreness of my chortle for 2moro, thnx lots...
2016-10-09 10:14:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-09-23 04:57:28 · answer #3 · answered by hello world 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 13:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chucky's the Man! Allllrrrriiiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt...........Good joke too hahaa
2007-09-18 10:52:11 · answer #5 · answered by Shae 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Its very funny it made me happy
2007-09-24 22:57:30 · answer #6 · answered by cuteteddy34 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives it a two thumbs uP! :-D and a star! *
2007-09-23 04:53:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Just loved this one
thanks
2007-09-18 09:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by Sorry deleted 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love ur jokes but this one fell flat on it's A**
2007-09-22 14:07:49 · answer #9 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I got to say that this so funny, LOL.
2007-09-18 09:39:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋