Ok here it goes:
1. How do you know Michael Jackson is on a date??
Answer: There's a tricycle in his driveway!
2. Whats the difference between a pizza and a baby?
Answer: the pizza doesn't cry when you shove it in the oven!
The next one isn't a joke, its just sorta funny.
3. A father that was really into golf bought a mini golf set for his 4 year old son. "Swing it like Daddy," he said, so the little boy swung it and said "Damn it!"
2007-09-18 09:01:49 · 5 answers · asked by seastarr1616 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 13:06:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll rate them 1-10 /// 1. is a 5// 2. i'll give a 1// 3. gets a 7
2007-09-18 09:10:36 · answer #2 · answered by buff j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the third one very much, the other ones were IMO just variations on a theme.
2007-09-18 09:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bart D 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol it was funny lol cool kapp it up
cheers lol
2007-09-18 09:06:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
huh... yeah that is very funny
2007-09-18 09:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by pkasedonanet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋