Morris and his wife,Esther,went to the funfair every year.And every year,Morris would say,"Esther,I'd like to ride in that helicopter".
Estger always replied,"Yes,it looks fun,Morris,but that helicopter ride is £50-and £50 is £50".
One year later,Esther and Morris went to the fair again.Morris said,"Esther,I'm 85years old.If I don't ride that copter now,I might never get another chance".Ahain Esther gives the same story.
The pilot overheard the couple.He said,"Folkls, I'll make you a deal.I'll take you both for a ride.If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word,I won't charge you.But if you say 1word,it's £50".Morris and Esther agree and went up.The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoevers,but not a word was heard.When they landed,the pilot turned to Morris and said,
"Blimey!I did everything I could to get you to yell out,but you didn't.I'm impressed!"
Morris replied,"Well,I was going to say something when Esther fell out halfway,but £50 is £50".
2007-09-18 08:57:00 · 13 answers · asked by Wonderstar 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yep yuo got me there couldnae even predict that one...........
where you get them from they are all completly new to me........
2007-09-19 00:08:15 · answer #1 · answered by richy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-18 13:05:17 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha poor esther she didnt even want to go in the first place hahaha lol :) xxx
2007-09-18 09:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-18 09:51:14 · answer #4 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha HA I like it
2007-09-18 09:02:56 · answer #5 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. funny!
2007-09-18 09:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by mistickle17 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can i have a copy of ur joke book? hahahhaa!xxxx
2007-09-18 15:48:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Can't lose a bet now can we, lol.!!!
Brilliant so 10/10.!!!
Cheers Lady.!!!
2007-09-18 20:40:02 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe lolz
2007-09-18 09:10:46 · answer #9 · answered by R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one.
2007-09-18 09:01:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋